American Spiritualist 

A sub-category of hipster, the American Spiritualist is notable for its interest in New Age philosophies, eastern mysticsm, Native Americans, Paganism, psychedelia, and various other non-western philosphical and theological belief-systems. Distinguishing characteristics include crystals, feathers, wolf shirts, large-stone jewelry, multiple rings, mandalas, psychedelic and/or mystical tattoos, and American Spirit cigarettes. Many American Spiritualists are enthusiastic hallucinogen users.

See also: new age hipster, hippie-hipster-hybrid, hipsty

"What's the deal with Allison's tats? Sanskrit, Buddha, the Flower of Life...didn't people used to make fun of her because she still believed in Jesus?"

"Yeah, but a couple of months ago she took way too many mushrooms and went to a Gang Gang Dance show, got naked, and told everybody she was God. Now she's all American Spiritualist."

American Spiritualist by The Electric Jelly March 5, 2012

American Mans for Manliness (A.M.M.) 

American Mans for Manliness is an organization of manly men, who partake in and organize manly activities. These activities include going on long and pointless treks to dangerous areas, smoking cigars, drinking scotch and other manly drinks, working on automobiles, fishing, and hunting. These trips are referred to as MANventures by the members of A.M.M. (see "MANventure" for a longer definition) Cars hold an honorary role, and are referred to as "Steeds." Said automobiles must have over 100,000 miles, must be of American origin, have a girl's name as a nickname, must be modified from stock in some way, and must have participated in an officially certified MANventure.

The Dos Equis guy tried to get into American Mans for Manliness (A.M.M.), but couldn't, because he wasn't manly enough.

American Mans for Manliness (A.M.M.) by Darla's Driver August 13, 2012

American Whopper 

A huge American penis

God damn i wanna suck an american whopper so bad

American Whopper by navygirl February 13, 2015

American Football 

American (Football) has a really miss leading name because u just use ur feet when u kick the ball once. The rest is hands no feet while (soccer) u actually use ur feet. It should not be called soccer it should be called football.

It’s called football all over the world but in America is soccer. GG America.

American football is worse than soccer Aka Football

American Football by Cripkillah123 June 3, 2018

American 

Someone whose weight is higher than his IQ

Look mum, an American!

American by FoldTheBald December 1, 2020

generic american 

The sort of twat who is such a predictable american xbox playing dick you doubt that they're even real. Left to their own devices they can ruin online communities, but luckily they can be shut up by saying somthing smart.

generic american: yo

you: hi

generic american: sup asl lol 0_0?????!!!!!!??!?!?!!!?? lol?

you: fuck you

generic american: i fucked yo momma. fag

you: well done shes fat ungly and 50 years old

silence*

generic american by Robert_Paulson42 February 4, 2010

Nostril American 

A more politicly correct term for the Jewish community. Similar to African-American, Nostril American is the word to say.

X: Your such a Jew, you stole my quarter!

Y: Hey, I am offended, I am a Nostril American

X: You still stole my quarter.

Nostril American by Jews are people to January 23, 2011