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Turtle

The act of dragging a game and or match out in a MOBA particularly
Person 1 : Let them end
Person 2 : Nah, their gonna turtle
by Varrick86 June 9, 2018
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Psychedelic Turtle

A deviant sex act where a man is receiving a blow job and also has a turd about to drop, cumming and shitting at the same time.
Jeff was blown away by the psychedelic turtle that Jane gave him
by DeviantSex July 18, 2019
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Parking turtle

A parking turtle is the concrete block at the end of a parking spot that prevents you from driving too far
Careful not to hit the parking turtle
by yubaruby August 9, 2021
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Turtle anal

When your dick is so huge,as that of a turtle's,and you do anal to your gf.NOT doinf anal to a turtle
-tyrone:man did you hear the new rumours?
-ollie:no wha' happened
-tyrone:jhonnie just turtle analed the fuck out of jessica
by Cyberdildon January 22, 2018
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Noming turtle

It’s a relative of the very known snapping turtle but it’s a noming turtle also ur known as a noming alyssa
Stop being such a noming turtle/ noming Alyssa
by Kuma69 September 26, 2020
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Turtle

A turtle is a name given to someone who is very slow at everything, or if you just look like a turtle
Hey bro, that guys a real turtle
Yea he’s really slow and he just looks like one
What’s his name, Kman
by Dliw1 October 27, 2019
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Turtle Roy

He too big to explain most of the time. Prolly run into him at park near Emerald Palace butt ass naked.
usually slow in the head and on foot.
Where the fuck is Turtle Roys dumbass?
by Upperdeckerheffer July 26, 2025
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