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Dobby’s Sock

“Oh Dobby’s Sock!”

“Do not use foul mouth words! It says here in the rule book, no wizard swears! You are hearby expelled! I expect you to pack your things and head onto the train back to london!”
by stupid slytherin June 8, 2020
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burrito sock

1 Slang for condom

2 someone who is bad/to overweight to windsurf
You might want to go down to the store and pick up a couple burrito socks

That dude over there is a total burrito sock
by Boom man July 8, 2016
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dropping socks

I was dropping socks like crazy but he wasn't picking them up.
by brylivoribi February 3, 2017
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Beat to the socks

I worked 12 hours yesterday in the hot, humid weather cutting grass and trimming trees and now I am just “ Beat to the Socks, yo. Just leave me alone and let me sleep, church.
by Grinder58 June 4, 2023
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Sock rule

The sock rule IS NOT REAL. You are gay if you do something gay. Just because you are wearing some comfy socks doesn't mean that you can't do anything gay!
Dillon: I just railed a dude.
Corey: Wait but isn't that gay tho?
Dillon: Nah man it's ok because I had socks on.
Corey: Bro stfu the socks rule isn't real.
Dillon: But the sock rule says that you can't be gay if you have socks on.
Corey: Fake news.
by Soggiest_biscuit April 19, 2023
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Crotch Sock

A game typically consisting of two players at a table where the sole objective underneath is to touch the other persons crotch with your sock while the other person is blocking you from gaining entry.
Hey man, I just saw those two guys playing crotch sock right across me; hopefully we’re able to play next.
by ArabDuelist July 29, 2025
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