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don't you fucking hoover me

don't you fucking hoover me - a saying used to represent someones annoyance towards their friend 'hoovering' them via vc on discord or other platforms.
Phoro:*hoover noises*
Astrid:'Don't You Fucking Hoover Me, Pho!'
by Phoro June 12, 2022
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Fuck-Tard

/fʌk/-/ˈri tɑ d/ (tard is shortened for retard)

noun: fuck-tard; plural noun: fuck-tards

Used to describe a person who is completely retarded however has not been classified as one yet, a shock to all.
Me: "Eugene is such a Fuck-Tard!"
Eugene: "Yeet!"
by I_Despise_Oxygen July 13, 2019
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Dylan Fucking Rhodes O’Brien

the hottest man alive. he is known for being stiles stilinski in mtv’s teen wolf. also for playing thomas in the maze runner series. and for his amazing performance in american assassin as mitch rapp, and now for being joel dawson in love and monsters.
girl: bitch i love dylan fucking rhodes o’brien!!!
other girl: bitch i love him more!!!!
by sterek stan May 13, 2021
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Spiritual-fuck-nuté

(adj.): A woman or man who makes spiritual practices, dresses themselves in hedy clothing, attends all of the festivals/hipster clubs, oogles over crystals, but is still a deep-seated c*nt.
Cassy is only nice to those who also give back-handed compliments because she is a Spiritual-fuck-nuté.
by Kyliewyliie July 18, 2018
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No need to fuck commas

From Finnish, 'pilkunnussinta' lit. comma-fucking

No need to make unnecessary corrections that add nothing to the discussion at hand
A: bananas are easily my least favourite fruit.

B: well, they're actually berries
A: that doesn't matter, no need to fuck commas
by Sol618 August 25, 2022
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Cluster-Fuck(s)

A word used in a stressful situation;
An insult implying that one person or a group of people are messy, idiotic, and overall just a waste of human resources.
Person One:"This Mid-Term has me so stressed. It's going to leave me looking like a Cluster-Fuck!"

Person Two:"God.. Those girls are all just a bundle of Cluster-Fuck(s)!"

Person Three: -Traffic, Late for important meeting- "CLUSTER-FUCKS!"
by HeyyyItsATaco February 26, 2017
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