The Fucked Shit

The fucked shit is anything and everything depending on the context because everything is shit and all that shit is fucked. Great term to use while tripping balls when most words no longer work
Hey dude pass me the fucked shit I wanna get proper fucked mate

Oh mate I’m sorry to hear about the fucked shit, can’t believe she’s dead

Pass me the remote I’m gonna put on the fucked shit

Im really horny will you do the fucked shit

Remember when Will Smith did the fucked shit
by The Fucked Guy July 10, 2022
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Fuck

The most commonly used swear word. Mostly used when raged and made or to say it just because. Also a bad habit of using the word "Fuck" its also used when people have sex the girl always usually says "Fuck"
"fuck off cunt bitch"
"fuck off motherfucker"
"fuckass cunt fucker bitch fuck"
"FFFFUUUUCCCCK"

"WHAT THE FUCK"
"HOLY FUCK"
by YoImSeanKruegerAndImGerman December 30, 2016
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Fuck Buddy

At A&W order two Teen burgers and a Buddy burger. Put the Buddy burger between the Teen burgers.
"Let's go to the dub and grab a fuck buddy each"
by Veritazium June 7, 2022
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Fuck boy

The opposite of Rick Astley. A fuck boy will probably give up up and let you down. He’ll probably run around and desert you. You will not be together forever.
The guy I met on tinder seemed really nice, but I worry he might be a total fuck boy.
by AskRick June 10, 2018
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..You fuck one donkey!

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."

It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.
Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!
by penisshakes October 9, 2024
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Lasagne Fuck Offer

When your spouse knows you’ve eaten too much lasagne and knows you won’t say yes to sex, but offers it like they’re keen
Spouse: touches your belly “do you want a fuck?
You: “goddammit I’ve eaten way too much lasagne, get your hand off my belly”
Spouse: “don’t say I never offer”
You thinking: shit, I just got the lasagne fuck offer
by GingerPubes115 February 26, 2019
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Fuck Shit

A quick word used to describe some random (sometimes even indescribable) subject, item, thing, action, instance, or event.

Other forms: Fuck Shittery
I just did some Fuck Shit.
Finished committing Fuck Shittery.
by Gooby Goober December 29, 2023
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