Fuck your best friend week

From February 12 to February 18, anyone can harrass there best friend with zero consequences.

you: fuck you
best friend: thats mean im blocking you
you: its fuck your best friend week
best friend: fuck

by speedy beany January 14, 2023

fuck-cannon

A person who screws up so much and in such a manner that his ineptitude effects other insulated situations without limits.

"Jim screwed my project..."

"He wasn't even a part of it"
"Yeah but he messed up so badly it dropped all the budgets for the entire r&d department... He is such a fuck-cannon"

by Stranger 15 September 21, 2017

Fix your fuck

When someone says their give a fuck is broken, you tell them to fix their fuck.

Anthony says "My give a fuck is broken!",,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I say "well, FIX YOUR FUCK!"

by AuntDaddy August 31, 2022

Elf Fucking

It’s when you fuck one of Santas elf and enjoy it and somehow stay on the nice list

Bob: What are you doing for the holidays?
Joe: I’m elf fucking tonight

by I am a illegal minority December 18, 2017

Fucking The What

A phrase used to describe something worthy of a "WTF"

Holy shit, that video is fucking the what!

by ohmygaditsaufo!! March 23, 2010

I know your name, you're fucked

What one would say when
A: they have a death note

B: they find a hot character and want them on rule 34
C: what a detective says when he has identified the name of a crook

"It's too late mr president, I know your name, you're fucked"

by Rabbitmillass March 18, 2025

Fuck boy

Shane

Wow shane is such a fuck boy

by Ktcez February 21, 2019