the closet is fucking glass

to tell someone who is denying being queer that their queerness is too obvious to ignore

lily: bro, just say that you're gay. it's not that hard!
george: i'm not, though??? i'm straight..
cameron (walking by and talking to george): hi, sweetheart!
george (turns around): oh. hi, darling :)
*cameron walks away*
lily: .....
george: what?!?!
lily: my dude, my bro, my bROther in Christ. the closet is fucking glass. how are you THIS dense???

by iamlexiv December 6, 2023

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Get the the closet is fucking glassmug.

fuck on

when someone tells you to fuck off but you're feeling like a sassy cunt

person: Fuck off
you: i'd rather fuck on thank you very much

by SlamDuncan32 March 6, 2018

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Get the fuck onmug.

swiss fucking

A grotesque form of body mutilation in which one party takes sexual advantage of another and proceeds to penetrate all orafaces as possible until there are none left I violated, at which point you proceed to create punctures in the body to penetrate ( most often with a penis ) until the body resembles bloody Swiss cheese.

There was a bloody murder downtown last week. I hear that she was killed via Swiss fucking.

by MegaSuperKamiGuru December 5, 2017

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