Egg Salad

An egg salad is a sexual act between two people. An egg is cracked into one's anus. The one who cracked the egg also adds in a salad dressing of their choosing. The one with the egg and dressing in their rectum then squats. The egg cracker and salad dresser positions their mouth below the squatting member. The squatter then pushes out the concoction and the partner underneath consumes it. This completes the egg salad.

Dude, that chick last night was wild. She wanted to get an egg salad from me.

by Come get some salad December 5, 2017

Green Eggs and Ham

Slang term for weed/marijuana.

Hey man Ricky's supposed to be dropping off that shipment of green eggs and ham.

by Young ham December 2, 2017

Egg Truther

People who don't believe in sucking eggs. They usually hang around the people who say that eggs are good only sometimes.

Them: Hey, did you hear that Jim came out as an egg truther?

Me: Aw, dammit! He had to be lying when he said he sucked eggs then.

by spinvius May 7, 2018

Scab eggs

Over cooked eggs that are crusty and disgusting that should never be eaten.

Oh look you can’t cook you made scab eggs again.

by Hortongirl February 23, 2018

Hemorrhoid egg

Something that can only happen within angry women usually named Emma.

Emma: You are such a baby
Me: You have Hemorrhoid egg stfu

by numsemand February 28, 2018

Egg Drop Soup

The after effects when someone pees and cums in your ass.

Josh was dropping some hot egg drop soup after last night.

by diarrhea_king69 May 10, 2018

Egg Swapping

When you stick an egg up your ass so it gets hard boiled by your body heat and then you and your boy kiss your ass holes together and you shit the egg into your boys ass.

You: Bruh you wanna try egg swapping?
Your boy: Ah hell ya!

by papa_thirsto May 10, 2018