two in the blood one in the mud

Sticking two fingers into a womans vagina while she is on her period and another finger into her ass. Closely related to the term, "two in the pink one in the stink"

Ya, Debbie was on the rag so I gave her two in the blood one in the mud.

by KP$ September 29, 2006

then I rolled a five and a two...

An expression said to someone or about someone who is talking for far too long about a topic that no one around understands or is interested in.

If the long-winded bore hears you, her or she will probably say, "Yes, that’s exactly right," even though rolling a five and a two has nothing to do with that they are talking about.

RIMMER: Anyway, to cut a long story short I threw a five and a four which beat his three and a two, another double six followed by a double four and a double five. After he'd thrown a three and a two I threw a six and a three.

LISTER: Rimmer, can't you tell the story is not gripping me? I'm in a state of non-grippedness, I am completely smegging ungripped. Shut the smeg up.

RIMMER: Don't you want to hear the Risk story?

LISTER: That's what I've been saying for the last fifteen minutes.

RIMMER: But I thought that was because I hadn't got to the really interesting bit...

LISTER: What really interesting bit?

RIMMER: Well! Then I rolled a five and a two...

by Lexical October 15, 2007

Ten and two tweaker twist

When a crystal meth shard is put into a meth pipe you have to purge out cutting agents and allow the shard to liquidate then allowing it to reharden inside the bowl. To spread out the liquid meth you rotate the pipe in a motion from 10 - 2 on the clock. Back and forth in your mouth first exhaling blowing out a dragon cloud bigger than your vape and then inhaling to get high. This is in reference also to the amount of time you will most likely be high for, especially if you're a chronic user. Another main reason for the twist action is to distribute heat evenly to the round bowl.

Tweaker one, "Hit that pipe with a twist dude!" Tweaker two, "You mean with a ten and two tweaker twist?" Tweaker one,"yeah broskeet!"

by RedScum August 29, 2017

Two High Five Lesbian

A straight girl, who is willing to go as far as second base with another girl.

Me: Oh my gosh, she totally made out with Brittany a few minutes ago.

You: Yeah, but she's only a two high five lesbian.
-high fives twice-

by Thatkidfrombtown October 24, 2010

Strangling a Two-Headed Unicorn

When someone gives you a freaked-out look that is so insanely filled with disbelief and confusion, that it is unable to be described with unmythical creatures.

Jane: Starts to sing Circle of Life while doing a pregnant dance in a thong bikini

Jane's Grandmother: *looks at her like she's strangling a two-headed unicorn*

by PSEUDONYM711WABAFE January 5, 2012

two-way nut suck

This is a sexual act where someone sucks a nut sack with a mouthful of soy sauce. Scientists have proven that the human testicles have taste buds, and they can taste sweet foods and unami, which is present in soy sauce. By filling the mouth with soy sauce both the person sucking the nut sack and the person getting their nut sack sucked can taste it. The person being sucked tastes the soy sauce and the person sucking tastes the nut sack and the soy sauce. It's a win-win.

Dude I won't let you suck my balls unless we do a two-way nut suck, because I wanna taste too.

by FatFatChubbyCat January 20, 2020

Two Finger Ninja Technique

Where someone can undo someone's bra with a finger and a thumb. It is easy to do, but not to understand... It involves squeesing either part of the strap and releasing.

Betty: God, I hope Jonny doesn't do that ninja shit thing today...
Jonny: TWO FINGER NINJA TECHNIQUE!!!
Betty: For fuck's sake

by Ill Hubs November 8, 2009