Turtle Roy

He too big to explain most of the time. Prolly run into him at park near Emerald Palace butt ass naked.
usually slow in the head and on foot.

Where the fuck is Turtle Roys dumbass?

by Upperdeckerheffer July 26, 2025

Turtle

a reptile

you have a pet turtle

by milo&benji March 9, 2020

Dune turtle

an unmotivated asshat or someone you don't wish to associate with or someone who you hold in general unpleasantness.

he's a fucking dune turtle

by HowAboutNoWaay November 29, 2017

Ninja turtles

What you think of when you look at the 50 cent The Massacre CD cover.

50 cent's CD The Massacre reminds you of the Ninja Turtles doesn't it?

by Solid Mantis February 7, 2021

turtle sex

dinosaur sounds in movies are made by turtles having sex

brett: "yo bro you hear that dinosaur"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"

by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023

Turtles

something the vsco girls need you to save. go buy a metal straws instead of plastic ones.

Sarah: omg, Jessica is that a plastic straw??
Jessica: I-I could explain-
Sarah: YOU HAVE TO SAVE THE MF TURTLES!!!

by Anji🤧🥴 November 4, 2019

Turtle

CUTE ANIMAL (and might bite ur fingers off)

Me: IM A TURTLE
Friend: NO UR NOT

by PoopyLife101 October 25, 2019