Turd noodler

Fisting a butt.

People that catfish with their hands only is call noodling.

She walking like her dude be a turd noodler.

by Barakabomba May 4, 2024

you can polish a turd

believe in yourself and you can do it

timmy:look jimmy! a polished turd
jimmy:get that shit away from me
cause you can polish a turd if you try

by raybeez February 12, 2022

Turd Wagger

A person who flaunts their bad behavior with little or no guilt.

Ted always gets away with this, and doesn’t even try to hide it anymore. He’s a real turd wagger.

by SlusheeBiznatch August 23, 2021

Turd puffle

When you pass gas and it comes from your butthole then it realizes how amazing it is so it goes into the vagina and the vagina sucks it in and realizes it's too much then spits it out as a the sister to the queef.

Girl, I don't know if he'll call black, I turd puffled and he coughed out loud and about choked.

by Sterling girl July 4, 2025

Sand Turds

The clump inside of a cats litter box

I have to clean the sand turds out of Garfield's litterbox.

by Infinite_Victory December 4, 2021

Re-Turd

A guy that acts like a retard but worse.

Dude, that guy is not a tool he is a Re-Turd!

by dinvergod January 20, 2010

tit turd

Dumber than the dumbest mutherfucka

You are a tit turd

by Monty ray October 15, 2022