Sandy Turd Flex (STF)

When you're taking a dump and your butt flexes forcing the poop to retract into your butthole causing the sensation of sandpaper going up your butt.

"Man I hate it when I have a sandy turd flex (STF) in the bathroom"

by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016

turd humper

One who humps turds

"Ben Safos is a turd humper"

by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016

turd toupee

Worthless piece of shit. Has shit for brains but thinks he'genius. Person who, like an unflushable chunk of turd, won't go away.

I wish that turd toupee, Donald Trump, would sit down, shut up, or just go away.
Shit head, annoying fuck, egotistical bastard. Dingleberry. Moron.

by ShakenBaby September 6, 2016

yah yah nah turd

A cool new phrase with the kids in New York.

ME: Hows it goin bro..

Him: Not bad bro..
ME: Yah yah nah turd

by GodzillaSiaa September 5, 2016

turd-socket

a woman who has poor hygiene. a lazy female. a woman who doesn't care.

Man i can't believe that turd-socket. she's trying to say that my brother is the father of her baby!

by silentstormer July 11, 2016

turd gravy

Big hairy crap followed by liquid shit sauce or turd gravy

Man I just took a hairy dump complete with turd gravy

by Professional Dumper June 22, 2016

turd rampage

When out of toilet paper you will seek out a news paper to wipe your ass.

Had a wonderful and amazing lunch however I went on a turd rampage since the bathroom was all out of toilet paper.

by PandasPaw June 22, 2016