Morbius day

The day the hit film Morbius was released, marking the beginnings of Morbing in society. April 1st, 2022.

"Oh my gosh guys! it's Morbius Day!"

by Decafbear June 3, 2022

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Amogus day

Amogus day is on December 9th where u start amogusing especially discord users

I can’t wait to be amogus day

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When someone abandons their of Duty of Care for people and takes off on holiday. Specifically December 16th 2019. A national day of showing utter disappointment and dissatisfaction in Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison (Scomo) who absconded to a holiday in Hawaii with his family whilst most of Australia was engulfed in rampaging bushfires which destroyed homes, businesses, towns and states. Many lives were lost and Australian firefighters did not even have enough equipment to fight these fires. The then Prime Minister Scott Morrison (Scomo) chose to stay in Hawaii even after he was criticised for leaving his people to holiday on the other side of the globe, his response? “I don’t hold a hose mate”… Australians were quite underwhelmed with that response and now wear Hawaiian Shirts on “Abscondment Day” to mourn the day Australian Government lost its compassion and care for its people, represented by the at the actions of one Scott Morrison (Scomo) soon to be ex-prime minister of Australia 🇦🇺

Remember that time the Prime Minister of Australia left Australia burning in the midst of a bushfire crisis to go for a holiday ? Yeah well that’s Abscondment Day!

by Facetious is me December 15, 2021

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Two A Day

Norman "Nick"'s belief that every man jacks off twice a day and if he claims he doesn't then he's a fucking liar. After being called out for his excessive jack off schedule, Norman "Nick" clapped back with this idea and while nobody else has admitted to jacking off twice on a daily basis, Norman "Nick" still deeply believes this idea. In fact, Norman "Nick" feels the need to make up for others who aren't jacking off twice a day so sometimes he'll go three or four times a day just by himself. You may have heard of the multivitamin, "One A Day," think of this jacking off idea as a "Two A Day" in order to ensure the best health for yourself.

Henry: Yo Norman "Nick", you get your two in today?
Norman "Nick": No
Henry: Oh shit, have you gotten any in at all?
Norman "Nick": Dude when I first wake up, I sit in bed for 30 minutes before I get up so that's when I get my first one in
Henry: Oh damnnn, then you get the other in at night so you get your Two A Day in, huh?
Norman "Nick": Yeah

by TurnM3Up December 27, 2021

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Nudes day

Everyday is Nudes day . If you screenshot this and send this to your (best)friend or partner they need to send your their nudes everytime u send them screenshot of this. If you send them this first they can't send it to you too. Good luck fellas. :)

Love sent a screenshot - "It's Nudes day!"
- "oh shit here you go my love."
'sending photo in progress'

by goodluckmyfellas April 3, 2022

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