Hat trick

When someone sleeps with a married women who has kids and is currently pregnant.

I just fucked Monica, the perfect hat trick. She's married, has two kids, and one child on the way.

by Anonymous Jerry July 9, 2014

san diego top hat

The act of doing a handstand and shitting while someone uses your mouth.

Jen is so classy. Last night she did a handstand and sucked me off, and at the end gave herself a San Diego Top Hat.

by leonlettforthewin May 29, 2017

White Sox hat

If a man is wearing a white Sox hat he is signaling that he is gay and letting other gay men know that he is on the market.

“Bro did you see Logan wearing that white Sox hat?”
“Yeah bro I didn’t know he was gay”

by Playaplaya July 24, 2022

drug hat

The drug hat is a very stylish hat that has a inconspicuous pocket located on the inside, for drugs from the ops

Friend one: hey bro have you seen my drug hat?
Friend two: is it that hella fresh one with th drugs in it?
Friend one: yeah thats it

by uSbdmsnd March 11, 2021

Cowboy hat

A certain type of hat that is wore by people who want to be fucked in the asshole

That gay dude over there just put on a cowboy hat

by Cowboysteve January 15, 2023

Sack Hat

A sack hat is a baseball cap that has the following characteristics:

-Being old
-A hat that old people frequently wear
-Having a really old or outdated logo

-Being a blank hat of any color without anything else on it
-The front of the hat being softer than the rest of the hat
-Having mesh on the back half of the hat
-Instead of velcro or being a fitted hat, it has little buttons that you have to click in place on the back of the hat
-Having a tag that says "one size fits most"

-Jerry has a Dallas Cowboys hat from 1991. It has soft foam at the front and little buttons at the back. It was probably worn when watching Troy Aikman play in the Super Bowl. It is a sack hat.

-Darius has a St. Louis Cardinals hat with a 1920's logo on it, the back half being mesh with little buttons. It is also a sack hat.

by LaGarrius July 8, 2010

toilet hat-trick

Sitting on the toilet and get in 3 different things, like dumping sperm in the toilet, urinating over it and shit on it. Or a menstrual loaf, urinating over it and shit on it.

I accomplished a toilet hat-trick this morning, after dumping some sperm in the toilet I pissed over it and shat on it!

by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017