Sam

when you are in love with your best friend

i’m in love with Sam—Charlie

by boobssssssss April 18, 2023

sam

a really amazing guy, and the sweetest, most caring boy you’ll ever meet. the smoothest blonde hair, blue eyes, cute ass eye bags, tan skin. sam has the best music taste, and the funniest personality. the love of my life.

“Look at that boy over there, he looks like a Sam”

by stupidgrl69 March 15, 2019

Sam

Sam is crazy cute and she’s meant to be with Nathan

Sam

by Nathaniel tate Davis the 3rd October 08, 2022

Sam

Sam is a funny guy that also has diabetes

did you know that sam has diabetes?

by kurt shupner December 05, 2022

sam

sam is nice

"do you know sam"
"yeah hes nice"

by ch10919 October 26, 2022

Sam

he probably likes onions and lego...

Person A: Hey, you know that guy sam..yeah the one from (school name), he likes onions!!

Person B: Hello Sam, i heard you like lego? lmao thats funny

by Definitely not Ella 0-0 June 07, 2021

Sam

An idiotic drunk who walks into the factory he works at everyday completely stoned and hungover. Close to hang out with ladies, and and it is unknown if he is gay or not. He's very open-minded and does not care what gender it is which he is invading the privacy of. Very unattractive, but okay for a one night stand. She has an IQ is low as -10 who knows it could be even lower the doctors say he is a prodigy of stupidity. His favorite food is concrete and melted Stone. Please avoid this idiot at all costs.

Solomon: then you started making out with the ice sculptures!
Sam: thank God the children weren't on board to see that!

by Thegummiwormsofwomanhood November 27, 2019