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Gentleman's Poop

A dignified bowel movement: one log, no wiping required.
"I had a cup of coffee and a gentleman's poop. My morning is going great!"
by A Gentleman Who Poops December 15, 2011
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Poop Poker

Someone that likes to poke at their own or other's poop
"Jerrica, dont be such a poop poker!!!"

"WHAT?!?! Its totally normal!!!"
by HAHAHKAYE August 22, 2011
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No Poop July

A challenge similar to No Fap September that consists in not defecating during the entire month of July. (Pissing is allowed)
Person: I haven't pooped in three days but I just can't take it anymore. Should I just poop already, doctor?
Doctor: You're not a quitter, are you? Take some of these antidiarrheal pills and you'll be just fine.

Person: Thanks, doctor! Have a great No Poop July.
by BigBlackCow July 8, 2020
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Pi Poop

Mean or shitty statements uttered at the number π by other constants, or by some real and imaginary numbers, that are numerically or symbolically envious or jealous of her popularity or fame in many branches of mathematics.
“Pi is a chameleon that changes its value according to the situation she is in to appear ever useful.” or “π is an overrated irrational number that has bedeviled so many vain mathematicians, who have spent much of their working lives misusing obscene amounts of computer power to reveal as many digits of hers as possible.” or “Pi wants to be selfishly associated with the circle, which is arguably the most beautiful curve in mathematics.” Are these rantings mere pi poop to discredit the most beloved constant in mathematics?
by MathPlus October 9, 2021
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airplane poop

A miraculous and very pleasant poop that requires minimal wiping (and time) to complete, while enduring a long flight that lacks a readily available quiet and relaxing poop conducive environment.
"Oh, man. The flight from the US to London was brutal. I especially regret eating those buffalo wings and baby back ribs before departure."
"Are you serious, man? You must have had an awful time. Did you shit yourself?"
"No actually I was lucky. Usually that shit goes right through me but I think the gods were on my side this time. I had an airplane poop."
"Dude, you must have a guardian angel. Theres no way I could eat greasy ribs and wings and be lucky enough to have a perfect poop like that."
by 0kmw7 June 16, 2009
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poop test

The Testing of Whether or not one enjoys the passing of a massive hard poo, signifiying that the anal cavity has been stimulated. Oh that also makes you a total fag for likin havin it in your butt.
"Dude have you ever taken one of those dumps that felt SOO good after its out?"
"dude thats the poop test! You love the cock!"
by Shits N. GIggles October 2, 2006
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Poop Butt

Poop butt describes someone who tries to be cool but has some serious flaws showing that they are a square except that they don't seem to know it. Or a generally cool but sloppy disgusting person. Nothing is wrong with being a square but you should just be who you are. The Poop Butt's gestures and manner of dressing will most often tell that he isin't who you say you are. If you have a ketchup stain on your shirt while getting ready at home but you still decide to wear it to the school dance is Poop Butt-esque. To have some shoes that smell BAD and it was noticed in an awkward social situation that people will remember. When you are trying to date a hard-to-get very attractive woman and you try to woo her with your 1996 Toyota Camry, your job at wal mart with benefits and you were caught digging in your nose right out front of her office. That is the folly of a Poop Butt. Wearing new gymshoes but they have a big blop of chilli on the laces and you wear them as if none of the ladies at the local hangout you hope to score with are not going to notice or you sloppily wipe it off making a greasy mess across the top of your shoe. Lazy and sloppy people who ignore certain hygeine or social protocol but not in a small way. They do it as large as day and don't know that they look stupid. Or it could be a person who through sloppiness in mind and/or action shows that he is not cool or tough and always tells more about himself than people want to know.
Man 1: Hey, lets call Ronnie to hangout with us. He has that Toyota Camry we can all fit in there to go meet the girls.

Man 2: Hell naw! That Poop Butt *ss dude? He will drive the girls away or do these crazy dances to make them laugh but they are laughing AT him.. Not with him.

Man 1: Yeah you're right. Lets call Ray, he's cool.
by Johnny Bravo April 23, 2005
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