michael jordan jeans

Loose, poorly fitting bad jeans often with questionable tears and or wear on them like Michael Jordan is often seen wearing.

A popular meme going around states: Men be whoring around in the best years of their life, then they come back years later with receding hairlines, erectile dysfunction and Michael Jordan jeans and expect women to take them back.

by Chas Higgs April 30, 2022

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michael gabriel mortel

he makes every guy that looks at him horny

god damn, hes such a michael gabriel mortel

by hornyformichael January 9, 2022

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The reverse Michael Jackson

When a little boy fucks a grown man

I worked at a Christian camp last summer and walked in on tinny giving father Mick O'hoolihan getting the reverse Michael Jackson

by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022

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Kiss Michael day

Kiss michael on April 7th

Michael “damn u gotta kiss me today”
Everyone “ok fine bc it’s kiss michael day”

by My boy Jim has yaman April 5, 2022

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Cole Michael Armenta

Stupid ass nigger coon who bitches and whines about every minor inconvenience in every game, ever.

Look I'm Cole Michael Armenta, "My day was so fucking terrible, I didn't get any big hard juicy cock in my mouth, fuck my life, I'm gonna kill myself."

by fatjuicycock69 April 6, 2022

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