Chinese Fire Drill

When you switch spots with someone.

He was on top of me while we were kissing and he pulled away and said “Chinese fire drill” so then we switched spots.

by u know me😉 March 3, 2021

The Topeka Fire Chief

When one man, who likes to watch other men have sex with his wife, enjoys Ben & Jerry's ice cream while he watches.

Adam is a next level cuck. He likes the Topeka Fire Chief when he does it.

by thehovahslap May 29, 2023

Build a fire under

An action taken by mountain people to get mules to move when they refuse to budge

Guy 1: where is laura?
Guy 2: she wont answer her phone so i will build a fire under her until she does
Guy 1: i dont get why you treat her like any random bitch when she clearly isnt . there is something I have to tell you

by I love laura May 18, 2013

I Control the Fire

Phrases that people write down while heavily intoxicated and then find later only to have a WTF moment...
Also a key phrase for when you have an awesome night.

Yo Darbs I had an 'I Control the Fire' night! it was sick!!!

by moonchild716 April 9, 2011

[Rim] seal fire

The circular flame associated with an ignited loss of containment of highly flammable gas following a spice crazed soirée at the local Indian.

Man, did you see Neville the other night? He had a vindaloo and 8 pints of Cobra. Debbie forced him to shove a cork in it, but the seal failed just as he bent over to tie his laces by the smoking shelter. The source of ignition caught the cloud and flashed back to source. It was a full blown rim seal fire!

by Bill of Laden December 1, 2017

Baby fire-hydrant

A chick

When a Momi fire-hydrant and a Dadi fire-hydrant love each other very much they jump on a bed intell a baby fire-hydrant is form

by Donepone June 1, 2018

firing the bearded lady

Giving a hand job (or masturbating, if you prefer), to completion

I just finished firing the bearded lady. That feels much better.

by bteambeyotches June 1, 2015