by SlipperyOlive September 3, 2023
A term for what happens when a man has his balls tickled for too long and large amounts of blood accumulate in the testicles
"I gave him a purple bawlzie"
by PHartsniffer March 3, 2021
The act of holding your penis tightly as to cut off circulation while your significant other stretch’s the testicular sack while making bird sounds
by The purple master December 28, 2019
person1: bro she was talking about her purple tower...
person2: just say dildo dude, but yeah that's weird-
person2: just say dildo dude, but yeah that's weird-
by dudewhomemes October 28, 2022
A girl that is the happy-go-lucky type and is always optimistic. She is so optimistic in fact it gets to the point where it gets so annoying that you just want to shoot her in the face.
Person 1: Who's that optimistic girl over there?
Person 2: Oh it's just another one of those skyrain purple girls.
Person 1: What are you gonna do?
Person 2: *Pulls out shotgun* Shoot her in the face.
Person 2: Oh it's just another one of those skyrain purple girls.
Person 1: What are you gonna do?
Person 2: *Pulls out shotgun* Shoot her in the face.
by imnotevenreal April 21, 2015
A sexual act performed through the female eating a high enough quantity of beets to turn her feces purple, and quite possibly staining her butthole. The male then penetrates the newly dyes purple butthole with his penis, creating the Purple Santorum.
by Doc Toboggan January 6, 2012