Purple turtle

An internet lawyer or someone using law jargon or claiming to have contacted or threatned you with an attorney

Paul is real purple turtle. Said I will receive my subpoena this month.

by Dirty Chaos December 12, 2017

Purple

“Which is, Objectively, the worst colour.”
-CPG Grey

You can still like the colour, but I will have to send one of my imaginary clones to harass your colon. (Unless you think it’s only good for galaxy type stuff and sunsets THEN your safe).

Idiot: “Y’know, Purple is actually quite a nice col-“
The Gods of Truth: “I sense a disturbance in the forces.”

by Just your average Goober July 23, 2023

Purple

Chaos, Evil, Destruction, Calamity, gods of destruction, gods of chaos, goddess of chaos discord and strife - Eris, embodiment of evil, fear, poison, and death, also a symbol of nobility and royalty.

A purple shroud covers the night sky, symbolling an ominous night.

by GodOfDiscord November 3, 2022

The Purple "Flocktagon"

The Purple "Flocktagon" is the new nickname created for M & T Bank Stadium and the 71,000 fans who attend Baltimore Raven football games. The Raven fans are known as "The Flock." The team main color is "Purple". The "Octagon" is the name of the battle cage for MMA fights.

The Baltimore Ravens will host the Pittsburgh Steelers at M & T Bank Stadium (aka.) The Purple "Flocktagon" in a battle of two AFC North heavweights.

by Mr. Dunkadelic USA November 15, 2011

Purple Goblin

An penis that has been erect for more than four hours due to boner pill abuse.

Sam had a purple goblin last night. He's still at the hospital.

by NinjaGerbil September 16, 2016

Purple

a color but also the color of a highly manipulative person. disregarding others and shallow when pushing blame to other. power hungry and craves power but will never gain it.

did you see the purple? look at how they push their source of problems to someone else.

by sayancherri November 21, 2021

purple people men

is someone who eat humans when they are purple and are a man, they also on come out during night time to eat young women,

OmG there a purple people men eater we better run fast.

by eirwio3urskjdfu358uewijkfrwk3u December 17, 2008