purple

The feeling pre-pebuscent 13 year old nerds would use to describe when they watch how i met your mother on cable tv, and watch free erotica on this site.
Person 1: BRO, you know Julie?
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: She shouted at me for stalking her and called me a creep.
Person 2: B-R-O! She knows your name?
Person 1: Feeling hella purple bro!
Person 2: Alright, I'll leave you alone.
by ShutUpBob August 08, 2019
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Purple

me: I love grimace
Mikaela: oh you mean purple!
me: yes your a real homie, dab me up
Mikaela: *dabs me up* its bussing no cap
me: no cap grimace sheesh!
by marisfunny March 04, 2024
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the color of your cock after putting a condom on
his cock purple
by OpEnchanter October 19, 2023
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Purple

Slang.

Means cool or awesome.
person 1: "have you watched the movie elf?"
person 2: "yeah its so purple"
by alien_girl December 14, 2024
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“Which is, Objectively, the worst colour.”
-CPG Grey

You can still like the colour, but I will have to send one of my imaginary clones to harass your colon. (Unless you think it’s only good for galaxy type stuff and sunsets THEN your safe).
Idiot: “Y’know, Purple is actually quite a nice col-“
The Gods of Truth: “I sense a disturbance in the forces.”
by Just your average Goober July 24, 2023
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A very hairy vagina, very smelly too. Make sure to wear a mask for that one
"Damn I was about to go down on Britney yesterday but she had a purple and I almost threw up on her."
by RedWoodX April 08, 2017
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Chaos, Evil, Destruction, Calamity, gods of destruction, gods of chaos, goddess of chaos discord and strife - Eris, embodiment of evil, fear, poison, and death, also a symbol of nobility and royalty.
A purple shroud covers the night sky, symbolling an ominous night.
by GodOfDiscord November 03, 2022
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