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Florham Park, NJ

A small suburban town in North Jersey (actually it's a borough) home to a lot of cool kids, some hot girls, and annoying ass parents. Holy Family, awesome kids, evil fucking teachers. Also refered to as Flo Po or FPNJ.Also home to some pretty awesome bands (bob saget's and Crazy James. I love my town and some surrounding towns can go to hell (east hanover which is GUIDO central, and they can all suck my wang) Easy going place, very nice looking suburb, no one knows about it, and it doesnt get the respect it deserves. WE HAVE A FUCKING ROLLER RINK TOO!!
Speedy Mart
The Movie Store
a pretty sweet Macdonalds
by Mike Carrington January 9, 2005
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Garden City Park

Suburban town, part of New Hyde Park on Long Island.
Has the best water in the country. Athletes from GCP are generally tougher than the average, able to beat that shit out of any Garden City pric to cross their path. The people there are very friendly and there is nothing there because it is probably the smallest town on long island consisting of about 1 square mile, if that.
Most Common nickname for Garden City Park residents for obvious reasons: God's Chosen People
by kkc of gcp September 18, 2006
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traffic park

To drive in circles instead of parking, useful for if you don’t need to go anywhere but also don’t need to leave the car, like if you’re waiting on a friend.
Having traffic parked for 6 hours while my bros were playing pickup soccer, I lost not one minute of sleep knowing I was contributing to smog and gridlock. If you can’t find a spot, you can’t find a spot.
by zblumz April 18, 2011
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osterley park

the park for osterichs
i live in osterley park! wat? u live in ostrich park!?
by eastendersmaniac May 12, 2009
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parking lot pimpin

driving through a mall parking lot or movie parking lot going 2 MPH and showing off your tight ride and your bumpin system and them spinners.
Parking lot pimping in my 64' Impala with my chrome spinners and candy paint.
by Blair-Erynn May 4, 2006
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Linkin Park fan

the greatest thing you can ever be most people plan to get a tattoo later in life
i plan to get the dragon-fly soldier on there back
by king of rock March 14, 2005
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lake forest park

A hella rich depressing town. Lots of trees so you lose power all the time. Posers and longboarders chill at LFP mall where there's not much going on. Go to Alderwood or Northgate, losers. Shitty lake views and all the forests give teens lots of places to smoke dope. Maybe not quite as many stoners as the Muk or Shoreline, but it's close.
Dude, let's go to Lake Forest Park mall!! There's so much to do!!!

Shut up poser, nobody likes you. Enjoy your shitty Civic Club and Third Place Books, I'm going to a real place.
by omgwtfz0mfgh4t3rs April 20, 2009
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