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calzone tits

A pair of tits that are each shaped like a hanging calzone. They tend to look like cheese filled pouches as their name describes. Thin at the top and gradually get thicker as you progress down towards the circular portion of the breast.
Wow check out the calzone tits on that stripper!
by Erkan The Barbarian April 24, 2015
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tit please

Asking politely to see a woman's (or man's) tit
by Mr.Spanky. June 27, 2016
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floor tits

When a females breasts are sagging paat the kneecaps
can you clean your floor tits before i suck them please elizabeth
by Floor tits August 23, 2020
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Tit meal

"do u want anything mate"
"yeah grab me a tit meal bruv"
by Large cod and chips November 15, 2020
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Tit Range

When an individual is in the vicinity (usually 6 inches) of someone's tits. Tit range can vary on size of tits. Nipples do count in this measurement. Measured on how far the tongue is from the tits. Word is usually used when a horny bitch presses her tits up to an idividual.
"Yo that bitch pushed her boobs THAT close to yu bro?"
"Yea man I was in tit range and i 'took the shot' know what im sayin?"
"NAH YOU NASTY AS HELL BRO"
by Chris1357 March 10, 2022
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tit scout

Someone who scouts titties. One who goes and looks for titties.
Look at Sean at it again, out scouting some titties. He’s the biggest tit scout!”
by Saucelier February 24, 2023
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Tit fished

when girls use photo tricks to make her boobies look much bigger than they actually are.
So i met with Tiffany for the first time and she is definitely not a D cup, I just got tit fished
by Ellyfluffybunny October 9, 2020
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