real church

Any church that is homophobic, misogynist, and non-liturgical. Used almost exclusively to contrast conservative Christians from Progressive Christians.

"Your "priest" is a woman? That isn't a real church. "

"Stop being gay/trans and go to a real church, pronouns."

"I go to a real church. We follow The Bible™️."

by SapphicSelene April 5, 2024

The only thing I know for real

Used to describe a situation that you don't understand, but also want to sound really damn cool.

Person 1: "Man this math test is way too hard. The only thing I know for real is that there will be bloodshed."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD"
Person 2: "Bro stop fucking screaming, you're just solving for x."

by Thisi December 20, 2023

Real Time Coverage

The actual extent or degree of time during which something is observed, analyzed, and reported as the event occurs.

Our new real time coverage page is now available for every news story as soon as they become available.

by Real Time Coverage October 23, 2013

The real 5th gen IT girl

"The real 5th gen IT girl" title was created for a girl named AHYEON who is a member of one of the most popular korean girl group! The title was given by fans because of her outstanding aura!

The Real 5th Gen IT girl: AHYEON

by ahyeontrend January 8, 2024

Real Magic

Any time Brenda and Christopha are with each other

Do you remember the real magic at Okee?

by holidaylove January 8, 2021

Real Analysis

Math from the planet nahfalafagus. We use latex and take turns doing the notes. Tom“teaches” it.

Real analysis makes math majors question why they chose that major.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx April 15, 2024

real high kid

-someone who's really high
-a n00b at smoking marijuana

stoner one- *laughs un-controllably and falls over*
stoner two- damn dude. that's one real high kid right there.

by Kotton Kopter March 16, 2008