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keeping it real

the reason we have race quatos on college admissions
i know i was supposed to keep a job, but paying bills is for suckas when you can just steel everything, i likes to keep it real

i know the people next door are trying to sleep at 3am while i am playing my music loudly, but someone has to keep it real up in this section 8 housing

when the judge told me i had to do 30days of community service for robbing a bank and raping one of the tells, i just had to keep it real and try to attack the judge, that judge will not be keeping it real with me, that be my role yo
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The Real One

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Stunna Walker: The Real One
by StunnaWalker November 22, 2020
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Fortnite in real life

The Fortnite kid's instant realization of not getting a #1 victory royale after killing 100 people, or pretending that mouth wash, laundry detergent, soap, shampoo, or any harmful chemicals are a chug jug and proceed to drink it. Often mistaken with GTA in real life, only difference is how the kid talks. If they mention mats, 90's, or scars, they are most definitely doing a Fortnite in real life.
‘where my victory royale
-Fortnite kid that preformed a Fortnite in real life
by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 3, 2022
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Real Max

by Your Lord and SaviorJesus December 13, 2017
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level 5 gyatt rizz livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk ice spice wat da dawg doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board is a way to start a sentence. You only use this on special occasions. or when your rizzing up someone.
O My GOD YOU HAVE level 5 gyatt rizz livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk ice spice wat da dawg doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board. You are next leval
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real christmas hours

between 2:30 A.M. And 3:30 A.M. On Christmas Day.
Hey Donald it's real Christmas hours hitta!
by Rich the kid April 3, 2016
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Rewards are not real

What do you actually have after you've been rewarded? Answer: The same thing you would have had the "reward" not been WITHHELD FROM YOU DELIBERATELY IN EXCHANGE FOR COMPLIANCE.
Hym "Therefore: REWARDS ARE NOT REAL. A reward is nothing more than intercepting the needs or desires of someone else and WITHHOLDING that need or desire to use as a form of leverage.
by Hym Iam September 7, 2025
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