if he cant break bread he fake

sharing is caring.

person 1: has a bag of chips
person 2: "if he cant break bread he fake."
person 1 now has to share his stuff towards person 2.
ex. 2

person has girlfriend
person 2: "if he cant break bread he fake''
it is now THEIR girlfriend

by chemz-88 November 28, 2022

Fake Chipleader

A guy who thinks he is awesome, but really has a lot to be modest about.

Are Gill and Jonny suitable for promotion? No way, they're all talk and no trousers; real fake chipleaders!

by Django Elf March 19, 2021

fake kicking

when you pretend to be coming off of a drug you have never been into, or had a part of distributing / making.

" y'all was fake kicking shit so ima dap you with the lefty "

by RATCHETGANGYUHEARD August 15, 2017

As fake as Pocahontas

A morally bankrupt person

E. Pocahontas Warren and Pocapelosi seem to be as fake as Pocahontas

by Sexydimma December 07, 2024

fake five

When your high five is insincere

That was definitely a fake five and phony

by Tamkin cpa May 23, 2019

FAKE BAKE

When a person makes a luxury cake using supermarkets ingredients using no mixer and no oven. First coined by Anges de Sucre.

Reshmi made a fake bake of the pink wink cake for a tenner.

by Noentry October 17, 2022

fake vacation

when a workplace piling up someone's numbers of works before or after that person got his/her vacation because the workplace afraid of losing their money by having that person off work for a period of time.

"im quiting"
"why? i thought giving you vacation was enough?"
"well, they are just fake vacation ."

by jarniwan October 29, 2023