Muffin

The enderness.

This server is run by a muffin.

by Scout tf2 November 23, 2020

muffin

A muffin is just an ugly cupcake

Alli:I ate a muffin. i love muffins
Jake:A muffin is just an ugly cupcake, but we love them anyways!

by aanonymouss March 2, 2008

Dying Muffin

A euphemism denoting the feeling of lateral brain activity during an extremely peculiar situation

"Dude I was walking to work this morning and I passed this beautiful girl, but when I turned to look at her again she was a cat"

"Sounds like you had a dying muffin on your hands bro"

by CapnChunkNoChunk August 30, 2017

Diamond muffin

Your Prince Charming that worth more then diamonds & breakfast muffins in other words his fine and his mine I love him

Love you my Diamond muffin I love having breakfast with you and spending quality time with my love

by BravofuegoQueenboss November 19, 2023

Red Muffin

When a circumsised man vigorously masterbates so frequently or having done so in quick and rapid succession, the tip of penis begins to turn red, creating a similar likeness to a red muffin top.

"Man I've jerked off to Katy Perry so many times I've got a red muffin.

by ArmoredArtichoke May 11, 2016

Blueberry muffin

A really cute female cop in blues.

Like a whole gaggle of blueberry muffins.

by OWL76 June 11, 2025

Fresh Muffins

Fresh Muffins is slang for someone who is hung like a whale

Did you see that adult movie the other night? The main guy definitely had Fresh Muffins

by arsenalsucks August 23, 2023