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John Cina

John Cena but the Malaysian cina version. He is a paid actor and likes to buat drama in whatsapp group chats.
When he nothing better to do he will bully newbies in the chat room
Wah this John Cina so kao lan. Simply send Chico KKB picture in that chat again.
by Cinacinacina October 16, 2021
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John Gassy

The name that rivaled the infamous John garris,due to reason disputes the rival to the king has disappeared but we all hope he will return.
Dang John garris is getting beat by John gassy!
John gassy might overtake John garris
by Juicebox2311 September 12, 2021
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John Smith

The name assigned to one seeking to remove attention to themselves when going undercover in a corporate setting. Usually a quiet type, often siloed to a single project, but always paired with the Target at some point. Not uncommon to be paired with a manager with a first name like Larry or Joe in the case of corporate takeovers.
Hey man, I hear we’ve just hired a new engineer named John Smith to take over your project… and some new manager to oversee it named Joe. Foster the people bro’ - this could be the end for us.
by Justzisguyyaknow September 18, 2021
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John Mulaney

A comedian that got his start as a writer on Saturday Night Live from 2008-2012 (Seasons 34-38). He has three stand-up comedy specials on Netflix, not including his broadway play “Oh, Hello” with college friend Nick Kroll and “The Sack Lunch Bunch,” his musical special with roughly fifteen kids and Jake Gyllenhaal. He is one of the best stand-up comedians in the country and has won various awards for his witty jokes.
Person 1: Have you ever watched “New In Town” on Netflix? It’s really funny.
Person 2: Of course! I love John Mulaney!
by the goddamn door July 25, 2021
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John Alferdz

by sheasagi February 21, 2022
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John Reese

A certified badass. He is a kind, compassionate person when you know him, but he's done some terrible things that he wants to forget. He's protective of the innocent, and never tolerates wife abusers.

Spoiler - He also dies in the most badass way possible: filled with dozens of bullets and then getting blown up by a ballistic missile while saving the world
"That guy in the suit is kinda scary and whispers a lot, his name must be John Reese"
by Housel June 2, 2021
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John Miko

A John Miko is a shy type person and humble person he loves listening old music a John Miko is a very kind person you can trust him you can be friend with him a John Miko is an ideal man and he is also a loving and caring person. Regardless, his personality naturally draws others to himself. Cocky half grin plastered on his face, sitting back, completely chill, his relaxed state is almost contagious. A John Miko has a good heart, and stands firm on what he knows to be true. But be warned: his heart and trust have been broken in the past, leaving him a bit vulnerable. Don't ever lie to a John, or you'll deeply regret it.
Dude. He love Everything, he enjoy himself with his friends and always happy, You Me At Six, Escape the Fate, and Blessthefall? He's TOTALLY a John Miko.
by KarmaJ.M.B June 8, 2021
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