John's Why

A person who always fails at doing things right, pretty much a failure

My brother is such a John's Why at being good like me

by JohnWhy February 26, 2021

john aiden

A white person with glasses who says their mexican.

That john aiden is actually white.

by Fortnitesus May 3, 2021

nigga john

a big ball horny cat named nigga john

damn that horny nigga john cat is really horny and has big balls

by MyNameIsBrandon May 7, 2021

John Reese

A certified badass. He is a kind, compassionate person when you know him, but he's done some terrible things that he wants to forget. He's protective of the innocent, and never tolerates wife abusers.

Spoiler - He also dies in the most badass way possible: filled with dozens of bullets and then getting blown up by a ballistic missile while saving the world

"That guy in the suit is kinda scary and whispers a lot, his name must be John Reese"

by Housel June 2, 2021

John Miko

A John Miko is a shy type person and humble person he loves listening old music a John Miko is a very kind person you can trust him you can be friend with him a John Miko is an ideal man and he is also a loving and caring person. Regardless, his personality naturally draws others to himself. Cocky half grin plastered on his face, sitting back, completely chill, his relaxed state is almost contagious. A John Miko has a good heart, and stands firm on what he knows to be true. But be warned: his heart and trust have been broken in the past, leaving him a bit vulnerable. Don't ever lie to a John, or you'll deeply regret it.

Dude. He love Everything, he enjoy himself with his friends and always happy, You Me At Six, Escape the Fate, and Blessthefall? He's TOTALLY a John Miko.

by KarmaJ.M.B June 8, 2021

mar john

A person who has a lot of characteristics. That loves to care and support his/her love ones. Someone who enjoyed things where his/her personality show off. Who also cracks jokes that are often corny. A wholesome and extraordinary.

I want to have mar john for a lifetime.

by Keiyn June 9, 2021

John Mock

He is tall but also just the right size. Has big pretty eyes. Strong man who acts like he wants a lot of girls when in all truth he likes one girl and one girl only. He will end up marrying a girl with the name that starts with the letter A. He treats the girl he likes like a princess and cuddles with her but he does not have the balls to tell her he likes her deep down and he does not have the balls to ask her out. He is a mommas boy. He cares what people think of him sometimes. He is also a very sneaky person.

John mock is a big player

by Havemykids June 13, 2021