Friend zone

The worst fucking place on earth. usually occurs with nice guys because girls are shallow and love dickwads. im there im never getting out. if youre there then god help you if youre not, youre probably a douchebag to your girlfriends.

Me: hey.. i really like you.. do you wann go on a date sometime:

Girl: i think we should stay friends. sorry :/

me: (in head) why does god hate me?

me: ok so i take it im too ugly and nice, im going to take steroids and abuse girls i like emotionally and physically now.

girl: *goes on about how assholes dont get girls*

me: lying bitch

and this is why the friend zone sucks.

by ihatemylife1234567891011 September 11, 2011

Gay Friend

A male who spends excessive time with girls who he believes are attracted to him, while in reality are just friends or think he's cute because he's 4 feet tall. Another component of the gay friend is the act of participating in outings, events, or trips, with solely females. The decision of whether or not someone is "the gay friend" is largely based on whether or not he has hooked up with one of the girls he's spending time with. 9 out of 10 times, he has not, and likely won't in the near future; determined to be The Gay Friend. The Gay Friend is never actually homosexual, but deserves the title since he assumes a similar position(and relationship) that of a gay man would with girls. Usually summed up by; if you're hanging out a lot with a girl(s) and you're not scoring...you're the gay friend.

Isac: Hey...what do I have to do to tap Brooke's ass?
Phil: aHahah

Nate: Dude...Isac is THE gay friend
Dan: Yah, girls don't actually like him, he need's to learn that.

by Noo1 January 4, 2009

Best Friends

When you can talk about jizz under a boob flap without feeling awkward.

Person 1: Hey Savannah, did you hear about Jimmy jizzing in April's boob flap yesterday?
Person 2:If we weren't best friends, this would be very very awkward.

by sportslovr15 September 20, 2009

School Friend

One of your "friends" at school that you dont even talk to outside of school. When at lunch if you leave your food alone, even for a second, they will mess with it. They also make gay jokes about you.

Chris:Alright guys, I'll be right back
Matt: Ok lets put shit in his food haha thats HILARIOUS
Johnny: OK LOL
*Chris walking away* "Stupid School Friends

by ZuckonIt October 9, 2011

Vaginary Friends

it is another word for benifrends or friends w/benefits.

Me and my friends came up with this word while sitting in the caf one day. one of my friends was lying in a booth and one of my other friends said 'oh you mean your imaginary friend??' and my friend that was lying down in the booth popped up and said 'did u just say vaginary friends' it was hilarious!!

Guy: "I love having benifriends!! Its such a relief!"
Guy's Friend: "Oh you mean you love having vaginary friends!"
Guy: "OMG!! Yes, I love having vaginary friends!!"

by Nefertiri November 30, 2009

Flirt Friend

Noun: A friend that you flirt with, even though you would never date him/her, a practice crush so you're prepared when you actually have one.

When Simon was my flirt friend and I practiced on him so much that some of my friends thought we were actually dating.

by Jasmine319 September 20, 2014

My friend

He is a very kind person that will go out of there way to be there for you. They will swerve many arguments just to keep you happy. They have the most amazing eyes and if they being nasty you not showing them the love they deserve back and you are sorry. They are very intelligent and loyal and a great friend to have . They are the most amazing people that you owe your life to.

My friend

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 9, 2020