One's or Five's

Adjectives used to describe a woman's appearance. One's being OK, Five's being very good. 20's are also an acceptable answer.

Derivation: One's or Five's derives from Strip Clubs where the amount of money offered to a stripper is sometimes questionable. If you see a girl you would like a dance from, but are unsure how hot she really is, you turn and ask your buddy "one's or five's?" He will then respond with one answer or the other.

"Hey man, is that girl one's or five's?"
"Eh, I'd say she's only one's"

"Dude, Matt's sister is all five's"
"Hell, I'd give her 20's"

by Big Simms May 16, 2006

you’re fired

A phrase the American public can now use on Trump!

You were impeached and nowww you’re fired! Hopefully now we’ll get back to some semblance of the “green”. A hole in one for America and democracy.

by JustJustice November 13, 2020

You're fired

What you say when you dismiss your employee from their job.

1- You're fired.
2- You can't fire me, I quit!
1- You can't quit, I quit!
2- You can't quit, you're a frog!
1- You can't frog me, you're my wife!
2- I'm not your wife, you're MY wife!
1- Oh, hey honey, how was work?
2- Pretty good, but I quit my job.
1- You can't quit your job, you're fired!
2- AAAAAAAAAAAARGHHH

by Enavoid November 14, 2020

Half Past Five

Half Past Five (5:30) is the international cheating hour.

"I only call you when it's half past five, the only time I'll be by your side"

by 2TurntTC August 1, 2021

five by five

Someone who's as tall as wide

She's definitely five by five, a real stout gal

by Tim Jilbert April 16, 2003

Self High Five

To Masturbate.

"Man, i didn't pull that hot chick, so i had to give myself the Self High Five last night"

by DiamondDallasPagefan September 13, 2009

five knuckle shuffle

It means to punch someone with a left right combo. much like shuffling cards.

scott started getting mouthy so I threatened to give him the five knuckle shuffle to the face.

by kazanski April 12, 2005