Egg Donut

Basically like a fried egg with a hollow center where the yoke has been eaten.

That's like, an egg donut cuz u just ate teh yoke in the center and it's like, empty in teh middle.

by John S. Mith October 17, 2008

Bad egg

A person that does very bad things and lies to much.

What's he doing here this rich webbo?
Hes a real bad egg

by The rabbit................... April 28, 2020

Eggs and Fingers

Fingering a item of food

“Eleanor was eggs and Fingers the Wasabi”

by Booshwaggler June 5, 2025

EGGS

IT'S A GOD DAMN FOOD THAT CHICKENS POOP OUT
WHY THE HELL IS EVERYONE ASSOCIATING IT WITH EVERYTHING ELSE?!?!?!

1: Whatcha have for breakfast today?
2: I had some eggs.

1: Where do baby chicks come from?
2: They hatch from eggs.

by THIS IS MR MAN BOI June 7, 2021

Dippy Dippy egg man

Originally created in cardiff UK by HARDNORMALDADDY aka me and mate taking the piss out of a roadman we encounterd who was aggressive back in 2015..... We literally made 100's of soft boil ting jokes that spiraled out of control.

Someone who is soft inside and not on a gas mark 5 ting and hardboiled egg like me yeh.

You dizzy blud ? Manz like you ona soft boil ting, you dippy dippy egg man!

by HARDNORMALDADDYAKAJFUNK February 25, 2021

Egg McMuffin

An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.

"These people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023

pepper your eggs

To give someone genital warts.

Dude, she totally peppered my eggs.

I need to take a test, I think my eggs are peppered.

I have genital warts, I you are not careful, I may accidently pepper your eggs.

by TheBaker23 May 14, 2011