Desert Cock

When one does not have sexual contact with a vagina for over 7 days.

Yo bro, I haven't seen my GF in like a week or two, I got massive desert cock.

by J Chasky July 25, 2006

Cock Sneeze

Often mistaken for cocksneeze, a Cock Sneeze is the exact moment of ejaculation at which you lose all control of bodily functions for a split second, hence the sneezing sensation

John- "Man the best part of jacking off is definitely when my cock sneezes."

Adam- "What's wrong with you?"

by Tikkito November 5, 2009

cock mop

This is a woman... or a man that loves to fuck anything anytime! They will go so far as to "mop" the cum off one dick and hit another without missing a beat. They are often seen in porno movies.

Dude, that filthy animal is a cock mop if I've ever seen one!

by TDP411 February 27, 2008

grandfather cock

When you're trying to shop for some antique grandfather clocks for your paps but then you unfortunately forget the "l" in "grandfather clock" and now you wish you were dead.

Poor Fool: *mistakenly types 'grandfather cock', clicks on 'images'*
*questionable things appear*
Poor Fool: AH DEAR GOD GET THE BLEACH

by Vladdy45 April 26, 2019

Cock Binge

When one binges, or has too much of, cock (penis). Usually assimilated with, but not limited to, promiscuous women.

Person 1: I hooked up alot last night.
Person 2: Massive cock binge?
Person 1: Oh yeah. Massive cock binge.
*slaps high five*

by Lozzy P April 9, 2008

cock and bollas

something crazy and or out of the ordinary.

Kristen: devin lets go cock and bollas today.

or

Devin:kristen what are you wearing today it looks like cock and bollas.

by kristenbaby May 22, 2008

cock sandwich

A blowjob from two people at the same time. The tongues make the "bread" and the cock is the "meat".

Dude, you should have come to that party last night. Two hotties made me a cock sandwich.

OMG, Jenny, that guy is such a stud! Let's make him a cock sandwich.

by UrbanErik November 17, 2006