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Bob Bunny Is Some One Who Has Been A Goat In Laroi Hub, But Does Not Have Owner, Dognut Should Give Him Owner -Jaden
Why hasn’t bob bunny got owner in laroi hub yet
by Jaden* May 13, 2021
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Snow Bunny

John Doe: Aww, look at that snow bunny!
Tyrone: Where?
by imonvacation August 17, 2024
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Cunt Bunny

Lesbians who can hole themselves back. They always have to hop on some cunt that's passing by.
You heard about Jessica? Yea, she quite a Cunt Bunny! You should talk to her.
by ThePeenMachine69 September 12, 2021
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Puck-Bunny

Female typically named Samantha with severe daddy issues. The ons are flippers, rage, and enforcers. Has slept with a large percent of the minor league players.
Samantha is such a puck-bunny. That bitch would facefuck the player with the least teeth as long as he drops gloves.
by PuckBunny39 December 10, 2023
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Key Bunny

A pair of keys attached by a one segment chain that then resembles a rabbit, the two keys serving as ears…
“To get into my house you’ll need this Key Bunny.”
by HuniBea November 21, 2022
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Bunny

To relentlessly fuck in a similar fashio to rabbits
"Hey Sally would you like to come over and bunny at my place tonight?"
by B3autiful 0blivi0n August 30, 2013
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Boss Bunny

(noun) derogatory term for a lazy or inept Boss Bitch

A woman who looks like a Boss Bitch (BB) but has no intention of maintaining her business. A Boss Bunny (bb) relies on perception to curate the excitement needed for an initial seed round. Funds are then diverted into luxury living instead of business needs

At the beginning, a (bb) and a (BB) look similar. However, unwilling to invest the time and hard work a business needa, a (bb) is unable to maintain her business. She uses gaslighting to maintain the charade until an opportunity allows her to exit.

During decline, their partners may seek removal. This is expensive and is called the "Golden Exit" technique. Having met no initial promises, the (bb) will seek a payout of her unearned equity. Like a Viceroy butterfly mimicking a Monarch, the (bb) relies on her similarities to a (BB). Fearing mainstream "cancel culture," most will quietly pay to make the Bunny leave.

(bb) usually associate with (BB) citing "sisterhood" or "toppling the patriarchy." A reliable identification method is "body count." Both Serial Daters and Bunnies have long lists of abandoned relationships.

Natural habitats include coffee shops or luxury co-working. These provide a backdrop for edgy cleavage or inspirational IG posts.

Romantic partners of (bb) will be dragged between failing business endeavors. Since subsidization is integral to the (bb) lifestyle they seek high earners and credit scores.
Rupert Murdoch: Have you invested in Theranos? Elizabeth Holmes looks like she's the real deal!
Warren Buffett: No, she's a Boss Bunny who is giving board seats to big names over industry experts. This is clearly a farce.

*based on true events

Brayden: Did you see Ashleigh's new startup on IG? She's been at my coffee shop every day this week working on her new laptop.
Jayden: She's a Boss Bunny... Remember when she was in the pyramid scheme three months ago, or that reverse pyramid scheme six months ago, or when she was selling cosmetics last year?
by SpecsAndDecks January 19, 2022
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