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Beef drapes

She has beef drapes
by Doughboy 1986 August 25, 2017
mugGet the Beef drapesmug.

Beef jerky backhander

A move typically used by men’s running clubs, the beef jerky backhander is best deployed when 3 or more runners are occupying the same shower together after they’ve hit the pavement & busted out a ‘PB’. The move allows the user to pleasure the man behind him in the shower by placing his hand backwards and jerking the beef of his running companion. Purists often wait until later into the shower so that the skin of the erect penis shrivels in the heat and resembles actual beef jerky.
“Man, I showered with the dragons at lunch and One of them gave me a beef jerky backhander without lube. Apparently he wanted that beef aged.”
by Dragon Voyeur January 1, 2018
mugGet the Beef jerky backhandermug.

Beef Selfie

A Selfie taken by a Bro showing off their steroid enhanced body. Often with the tag of #nohomo
After taking his Beef Selfie, Chet had to reassure himself that he was not in fact, a raging homosexual.
by Bossmojo April 24, 2014
mugGet the Beef Selfiemug.

Beef crumble

When a girl has discharge clumps on her pussy
"I ate her out but didn't realize she had beef crumble:
by sksksksoofoofoof March 26, 2023
mugGet the Beef crumblemug.

beef slinky

A ridiculously stretchy penis and/or the foreskin of said penis.
Example:

Lorie: Jesus I heard CJ has a thing for eating mad beef slinky

Dani: Yeah I bet she horks those things down like fucking candy
by Mr.Twang July 13, 2014
mugGet the beef slinkymug.

Eat the Beef

Stop the arguement permanently
Eat the beef man, it's not worth discussing.
by Legal Gang$ta July 8, 2019
mugGet the Eat the Beefmug.

Beef Jerky

Another name for a Cow Raisin.
Beef Jerky is just salted and flavored Cow Raisins
mugGet the Beef Jerkymug.

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