A move typically used by men’s running clubs, the beef jerky backhander is best deployed when 3 or more runners are occupying the same shower together after they’ve hit the pavement & busted out a ‘PB’. The move allows the user to pleasure the man behind him in the shower by placing his hand backwards and jerking the beef of his running companion. Purists often wait until later into the shower so that the skin of the erect penis shrivels in the heat and resembles actual beef jerky.
“Man, I showered with the dragons at lunch and One of them gave me a beef jerky backhander without lube. Apparently he wanted that beef aged.”
by Dragon Voyeur January 1, 2018

After taking his Beef Selfie, Chet had to reassure himself that he was not in fact, a raging homosexual.
by Bossmojo April 24, 2014

by sksksksoofoofoof March 26, 2023

Example:
Lorie: Jesus I heard CJ has a thing for eating mad beef slinky
Dani: Yeah I bet she horks those things down like fucking candy
Lorie: Jesus I heard CJ has a thing for eating mad beef slinky
Dani: Yeah I bet she horks those things down like fucking candy
by Mr.Twang July 13, 2014

by Legal Gang$ta July 8, 2019

by DoesThisRagSmellLikeChloroform April 28, 2022
