A spooky dance move typically performed by two men before and after docking. Each must spread their cheeks as far apart as possible before ramming their rims together and producing an audible "thwack" (typically done in succession)
"Yo, you hear about Billy and Timmy slappin assholes the other night? I didn't even know they could dance!"
by moonholegal September 26, 2023
Get the slappin assholesmug. by precolonial May 29, 2018
Get the assholemug. The hair you realized you had while you where masturbating ,shitting ,or while reading this definition.
Joe: i realized something the other day.
Tim: yeah, what was it?
Joe: that I have asshole hair.
Tim: your just realizing that!?
Tim: yeah, what was it?
Joe: that I have asshole hair.
Tim: your just realizing that!?
by MonkeyShitter June 13, 2018
Get the Asshole hairmug. 
by Madam La’rue April 13, 2025
Get the Asshole shinermug. Hym "The KING of the assholes uh-thank-you-very-much. And now that we all agree than I'm right, I'll take my shit now please. You can all go... I don't know. Go fuck each other or whatever it is yoy filth oigs do when I'm not around."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2023
Get the Assholemug.