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Tom

A nerd. Toms are very smart and not very sporty. Toms are average height and is good at writing and cartography.
Wow, he is such a Tom. He cant do sport.
by smart_definer123 February 8, 2022
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Tom Brady

As old as he is, he must have missed the episode of Andy Griffith where Andy Griffith decides that being in 2nd place ain't so bad. Maybe he will realize it before it's too late and he looks back one day on what he didn't appreciate while he had it. He's already the GOAT, he's already been the GOAT a long time. How many losers in Vegas have been there done that thinking they could outdo themselves on the next roll? And it's not a way of saying he should retire or quit doing what he loves, he should do it until the wheels fall off absolutely, for others that might one day want to know whether age is just a number.
Tom Brady is so used to being in first place that he's nearing a divorce over the possibility that he might not end up in first. You should always give what you do your all, true, buy maybe there's something even the GOAT hasn't learned or someone he hasn't been challenged by.
by Snowboy Jr. December 19, 2022
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Tom Joe

South Indians by this name are irresistibly attractive and intelligent, rumor has it that they have large penises several inches above the average measurement, they are also highly intelligent in whatever field they pursue. Despite the sophisticated personality, they tend to hang around with average people to balance out the IQ scores
Wow I hear Tom Joe has a huge cock
Tom Joe is the most attractive guy in class
by nottomjoe November 23, 2021
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Tom

tom is the gay boy in the back of the room usually emo and likes to such balls and dick
tom such my nuts
by jenny the big fat penny November 19, 2018
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Tom

Tom is a gay goose that only falls for the gayest of boys he has a Retarded run and looks atistic
by Tom hater 700700 April 15, 2019
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Tom

An albino ginger that likes to compliment people. He is a badass cunt who likes to bully people who are called hugh and harry.
by Maso12345 August 16, 2023
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tom g

tom is the sweetest most amazing person you’ll ever meet. he will give you anything end everything you could possibly need. he has a tight knit group of friends who are a little immature but all care for eachother. he cherishes his gf more then anything. he will go out of his way to giver her everything he needs. he’s so hot especially when he wears hoodies and beanies. he loves his family and his siblings even though he acts like he hates them. tom g is the best!!
is that tom g???
yeah! that’s (y/n) bf! he’s the best!!!!
by lavender1217 April 25, 2023
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