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Fucker

You are a FUCKER if you read this. You lost your virginity at 5 years of age
Hey bud howis it being a FUCKER
by MOOSEY BEAR November 25, 2019
mugGet the Fuckermug.

runt fucker

a specifically orientated situational abuse tirade expletive, to be used solely at the task that has the better of you and perhaps with more emphasis toward the tool itself. It has nothing to do with genetically inferior sentient beings. .Momentary loud sharp cussing as you realize the work your doing doesn't want to play fair.
The hammer deflected off the desired to be hammered object causing it to purposely aim and slip towards your thumb or finger, painfully removing a chunk of skin---runt fucker, may be used after this action has occurred or similar
by MilangatangRamblinr August 27, 2017
mugGet the runt fuckermug.

Grilled Cheese Fucker

Someone who sticks their dick in grilled cheese.
Person 1: I did not stick my dick in a grilled cheese sandwich.

Person 2: Shut the fuck up you Grilled Cheese Fucker.
by GrilledCheeseMan April 4, 2023
mugGet the Grilled Cheese Fuckermug.

Mother-fucker!

Used as a greeting to a long lost friend after a long time - "mother - fucker" has nothing to do with sex with a mother.
Used as an exclamation: "hey!! I just won 14 million on the lottery!...". Reply: motherrr-fuckerr! or, you murrrer! (for short)
Also, say it with expression mother fucker! Or as a prelude to entering conflict with an enemy: "Come here mother fucker!!" That sort of thing. "He skidded on some diesel and hit the tree but he's alright": reply exclamation: "mother-fucker!"
by A320 April 7, 2022
mugGet the Mother-fucker!mug.

stuffy fucker

A stuffy fucker is a guy who has sex with his stuffed animals. Sometimes making holes to put their cocks in, stuffy fuckers often do this for sexual pleasure because it is a very simulating experience . Larger stuffed animals are perferable.
You know Octavian? He's definitely a stuffy fucker. All those stuffed animals he has? A sure sign of a stuffy fucker.
by BestiesBeforeTestes March 17, 2017
mugGet the stuffy fuckermug.

Bird fucker

Someone who has absolutely nothing better to do and is so bored that anything would preferable to the current situation
Man I'm bored but Connor over there is a plain as day bird fucker
by The Nice Meme Truck February 7, 2018
mugGet the Bird fuckermug.

Deadbeat Dog Fucker

Someone who sits around all day, fucks his dog and does nothing with his life. Total creep.
That Deadbeat Dog Fucker's at it again!! What a sick loser!!
by ackerman_tyler November 9, 2025
mugGet the Deadbeat Dog Fuckermug.

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