you ared

You ared is used as you are dumb,
It is very catchy cause all your friends are you areds even if they dont want to be.l
Also can say that to someone and they wont know. ;)

Lara and bec: that person is a full blown you ared!
Adam and kev: yeah that is a you ared
That person: Huh?

by Yaaaaaababyyyyy November 17, 2021

Shane on you

It is when life is passed up and you choose the couch instead of going and trying new things.

Hey lets go boating. No I just want to stay home. SHANE ON YOU.

by Camp town August 17, 2022

You Split

It basically means you are fucking great at something you do

Person 1: YOU SPLIT
Person 2: At what?
Person 1: Drums

Person 2: THANX

by Lil' Dumb Dumb January 31, 2021

You are dump

When somebody is trash. Often used by kids.

Man, you are dump

by Matthieu420 June 2, 2020

no you lol

The ultimate counter to the worst insult "your mom gay lol". This would backfire on the person who said the insult and dies

Me: Dude, can I copy your homework?
Friend: No!! Your mom gay lol
Me: No you lol
Friend: dies

by SomeRandomStranger69 March 8, 2018

You are Pattie

When you meant to say petite, make a mistake or Autocorrect *Cough*, don't realise because your watching tentacle hentai, and never hear the end of it.

You are Pattie arnt you? - A Cultured Man
LOL, OMG, You mean Petite? - Mean person of a different sex

by A Cultured Man May 8, 2019

are you cooked?

Cooked is a term for someone to politely refer to a Junkie who has lost all self control, they are usually the ones caught on video getting a fight over traffic, in shopping centres walking around not buying anything, picking up cigarette butts on the street, walking around in a T Shirt and Shorts in Winter, many more traits.
It used to refer to pot smokers being stoned but now its more the Ice/Meth/Shabu users who are just lost in their habit

Cooked Dude: Drives over a foot path, down the curb and around the corner crashes in to a power pole in middle of the day.
Bystander: What the F is wrong with you, are you cooked bro?
Cooked Dude: Ohhh errrr, ummmm yeah, ahhhhh

Are you cooked? is more rhetorical and derogatory in nature implying that someone is a mess, and their life is consumed in drugs.

by Sonnyhood November 4, 2020