Tom

A heroic person who is the hottest and brightest dude in the room, pulling all the bitches.

Oh look, its Tom, I wish it was him.

by megastorperine May 29, 2022

Tom

The definition of dumb as hell is this kid called Tom

Tom died to a creeper

by Googleitthen August 25, 2021

Tom

An albino ginger that likes to compliment people. He is a badass cunt who likes to bully people who are called hugh and harry.

tom is such a mad lad

by Maso12345 August 16, 2023

Tom Brady

As old as he is, he must have missed the episode of Andy Griffith where Andy Griffith decides that being in 2nd place ain't so bad. Maybe he will realize it before it's too late and he looks back one day on what he didn't appreciate while he had it. He's already the GOAT, he's already been the GOAT a long time. How many losers in Vegas have been there done that thinking they could outdo themselves on the next roll? And it's not a way of saying he should retire or quit doing what he loves, he should do it until the wheels fall off absolutely, for others that might one day want to know whether age is just a number.

Tom Brady is so used to being in first place that he's nearing a divorce over the possibility that he might not end up in first. You should always give what you do your all, true, buy maybe there's something even the GOAT hasn't learned or someone he hasn't been challenged by.

by Snowboy Jr. December 19, 2022

Tommed

Being kicked in the groin by a small insecure person.

Oh dude, you just got tommed

by LukeJames3221 November 19, 2015

Tom

Tom is a gay goose that only falls for the gayest of boys he has a Retarded run and looks atistic

Look how gay Tom runs

by Tom hater 700700 April 15, 2019

TOM

Hes that one guy who has voice cracks all the time and cant stop hes typically from the Netherlands they try to be as good as hungarians but are not

Guy 1 : Tom you're a Dutch pussine
Tom : ( in their voice crack language) " YoU MaKiNg FuN oF Me JuSt BeCaUsE I'm Dutch
Guy 2 : yes you mook

by Tom isnt very happy September 23, 2020