Miraz's Right-Hand Rule

By making your middle finger and thumb into the shape of an L, the length of your dick is the diagonal distance between the two tips. Great for comparing dick sizes with the homies without having to go through the hassle of doing it normally.

Wanna compare dick sizes?
Yea!
Why are you taking your pants off? Just use Miraz's RIght-Hand Rule!

by dud3man November 10, 2021

def right

Something stupid said by people named Tori, it should be pronounce the one on the right

Def Right , it should be I like the one on the right, great job Matt!!

by !@3Whatitis@$$# July 2, 2016

left and right titty

two girls who suck lots of dick!!! they love to eat each other’s titties because they are craugy. They are straight, but still sick each other’s titties!!!

Bonqueshia: ohhh they are so cute sucking each others left and right titty.

by bonqueque shaniqua April 8, 2018

Miranda Rights

(Bonus if you can tell me where the quote in my example comes from :))

Constitutional rights that should not ever, under any circumstances, be given to an American citizen who commits acts of terrorism on United States soil.

I don't see any difference between Timothy McVeigh and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev; both were American citizens and terrorists. Therefore IMHO Dzhokhar Tsarnaev does not deserve his Miranda Rights; he needs to AFAP have (...) "his body torn apart by lupara blasts (...)" in order to pay for his crimes and then suffer a Mussolini-string nearest the explosion site in Boston.

by Sexydimma February 4, 2014

A Right Munter

a bald guy called jay - can sometimes be referred to as jamie

Oi you look like a right munter jay

by The Wall Street Journal April 25, 2020

Yes we can take your rights away

And if my response is murdering kids, then what? Then they just die.

Hym "And then you pretend is WASN'T the you refusing to acknowledge my rights... Probably cry like a bitch in private or in public... And then everyone else has to play along and live in delusion it you OR ELSE they ALSO don't get rights... But that isn't going to be the TRUE DICHOTOMY because you are doing this arbitrarily... And when your kids get murdered over it you pretend it isn't happening... So 'Yes we can take your rights away' is the language of someone who wants their kids to get murdered... Do... Do you want me to do it today? Should I go for a walk?"

by Hym Iam August 20, 2024

Right

Thanks!

Oh Right!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 11, 2021