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I beat my meat daily

I beat my meat daily means your masturbating alot
hmm my two truths and a lie is i beat my meat daily- Woah replied the teacher thats so interporpaite that was in front of the new assistant principal everyone looks at joe in disgust .
by ibeatmymeattoicespice December 18, 2024
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Chur Beat

A word Jack O'Keefe uses to let one know that they are in fact beat.
I asked Louis for a shmack and he said Chur Beat!
by Louicidal February 6, 2025
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fire beats

a term coined by joy that expresses agreement, or that you have listened to what the other person has said
by googalooogabo March 30, 2024
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Beat a furry day

Beat a furry day is on the 27th of November, in which you can beat a furry and they can't fight back. The original was deleted by furries because they're snowflakes
"Son, it's 27th November, it's Beat a furry day"
by AF-209V March 21, 2024
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International Beat Tyson’s Ass day

On April 25th everyone and their momma sock the shit outta this MARK ass Tyson. Eventually when you knock him so hard and gone not wanna have international Tyson day again. (And while beating him up step on his shoes)
Yoooo!its international beat Tyson’s ass day!

Yessssss let’s go. I’ve been training all year for this fooker to jawed.
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Beat the Poo

A game played whilst sat on the toilet, in which one masturbates whilst having a poo, and they are victorious if they ejaculate before the poo comes out.
I played Beat the Poo earlier, unfortunately didn't win though.
by greenlan July 29, 2018
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