your dad

a mystical creature, with the calling of "father figure". legends told this creature had been on the mission to get the true unexpiring cum-like liquid with a sweet taste, the milk.

dude 1: yo bro my dad found the milk
dude 2: cap your dad hasn't been back for 25 years

by Cloudy_yduolC March 18, 2022

Dads being

A word used by an african child to express the tendencies of their male parents ❤️

Person A: hey our dads have SUPER SMEXY AFLETES FOOT
person B: LMAO DADS BEING

by Hayner crakay December 9, 2020

Kai’s Dad

The father of Kai, Cory. Cory has long hair and a beard. He is considered dope and smokes out his son. What is there not to like about Kai’s Dad?

Karim: Yo there’s something different about this guy... Who is he?

Ian B: You know who that is Karim, its Cory. You know... Kai’s Dad.

by TheBBCman October 28, 2018

Dad

Who?

Jim: Can you come over
Stacy: I need to ask my dad
Jim: What's that?

by Blurple123 April 17, 2023

Your dad

Someone who leaves to get the milk and never comes back

Boy 1 : When is your dad coming home?
Boy 2 : He said he is getting milk. He’s not coming back.

by Pls don’t hate me November 5, 2021

Natasha didn't fuck your dad

but you sure did

Boys who fuck their daddies and mommies. Natasha didn't fuck your dad. But you sure did

by THEREALNATASHA July 5, 2023

Dad

The man who let you grow up without a man in your life and now you owe your first heartbreak to him

A friend: where is your dad?
Me: he left when i was little, my dad never came back.

by Kooliogg March 31, 2019