Retarded. Having a gpa under a 2.0. Not being able to get laid even though the person tries constantly.
Luke: Dude I totally got laid last night! I brought this girl back to my house and gave her the beans!
Dan: Of course, dude. You're the real diehl.
Dan: Of course, dude. You're the real diehl.
by the man 1010 February 6, 2009

When one says, "He/She is not real" this basically means that they are real-life NPC's. One might find these creators anywhere, especially Troy Highschool. This phrase was created by local fashion designer "@thatagood1" AKA "Nation" AKA "Good1" Aka "Damfoux" Aka "Toad". This man is class of 2022 as well and will be graduating soon. S/o my mfs in the library especially Mrs.G.
"This mf is not real"meaning mf is not real
"fucken fatass isn't real" meaning fucken fatass is not real
"fucken fatass isn't real" meaning fucken fatass is not real
by the third specialist February 18, 2022

by raybeez May 29, 2022

level 5 gyatt rizz livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk ice spice wat da dawg doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board is a way to start a sentence. You only use this on special occasions. or when your rizzing up someone.
O My GOD YOU HAVE level 5 gyatt rizz livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk ice spice wat da dawg doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board. You are next leval
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by StunnaWalker November 22, 2020

Used as an alternative to "just like in real life / in the real world". Currently used by out-of-touch marketing executives and aging, formerly-trendy people desperately clinging to the last shreds of relatability with maturing zoomers, attempting to prove they are still trendy and "with it".
Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."
Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."
1: "If you spend money on this product or service, you'll have an edge on your competition- just like in the reals."
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*
by Robert Boucher August 28, 2021

Yahweh.
God´s real name is Yahweh but Elohim, Adonai, Jireh, Shadai, Tzevaot, El Elyon and Abba are also very popular and important in christianity.
Of course Allah is also a real name of god in Islam and there are people believing that Bhudda is god.
It is also interesting to be thinking about the translated versions of the word god as for example Gott (German), Gud (Swedish & Norwegian), Dieux (French), Dios (Spanish) Dio (Italy), Kami Sama (Japan), Prah Jau (Thai), Bog (Russia & Poland), Patmeshwa (Hindi), Shangdi (Shen) (China) and Jumala (Finland) and of course Theos (Greek).
Jehova has also become a popular name of god.
Some eastern religions consider Vishnu and Rama real name of god. Maybe Shiva...
God´s real name is Yahweh but Elohim, Adonai, Jireh, Shadai, Tzevaot, El Elyon and Abba are also very popular and important in christianity.
Of course Allah is also a real name of god in Islam and there are people believing that Bhudda is god.
It is also interesting to be thinking about the translated versions of the word god as for example Gott (German), Gud (Swedish & Norwegian), Dieux (French), Dios (Spanish) Dio (Italy), Kami Sama (Japan), Prah Jau (Thai), Bog (Russia & Poland), Patmeshwa (Hindi), Shangdi (Shen) (China) and Jumala (Finland) and of course Theos (Greek).
Jehova has also become a popular name of god.
Some eastern religions consider Vishnu and Rama real name of god. Maybe Shiva...
by Anubriel Lunabrie Shadowlight June 1, 2022
