The act of ejaculating so many times after your baby is born that your sperm turns red and your baby is now the spawn of Satan
"Hey Johnny bear how was your sleep"
"I had no sleep I was in Post-Birth hemorrhoids"
"Lmao ratio+L"
"I had no sleep I was in Post-Birth hemorrhoids"
"Lmao ratio+L"
by Intellectual_illiteracy December 30, 2021
Get the Post-Birth hemorrhoidsmug. PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disorder is a paranoia many liberals suffer from on Facebook when confronted with a troll that hurts their feelings. They instinctively call that troll Steve because Steve hurt them so bad nearly a decade ago and they still fear him. He also haunts their waking thoughts and dreams.
PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disorder is a paranoia many liberals suffer from on Facebook when confronted with a troll that hurts their feelings. They instinctively call that troll Steve because Steve hurt them so bad nearly a decade ago and they still fear him. He also haunts their waking thoughts and dreams.
All I said was “hilarious” and that weak liberal suffering from PTSD called me Steve because he used that word eight years ago. What a pussy!
All I said was “hilarious” and that weak liberal suffering from PTSD called me Steve because he used that word eight years ago. What a pussy!
by DaJokerOwnsYourSoul January 23, 2024
Get the PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disordermug. Musician Post Malone's name given at birth. Post Yogurt as a name was discouraged by his gang stalkers so, you know.
Antagonist: That Post Yogurt album was ill-conceived and lacking in form.
Protagonist: Fuck you and your antiquated name for Post Malone.
Fin
Protagonist: Fuck you and your antiquated name for Post Malone.
Fin
by Mikie Mike and the Miketones April 8, 2023
Get the Post Yogurtmug. A form of Post-Nut clarity, but so severe that it can lead to long term depression, self harm and even death by suicide.
After jimmy finished wanking off to his gay furry porn, he experienced severe Post-Nut Abstraction. In a blind fit of rage he ran downstairs, grabbed a kitchen knife and stabbed himself 10 times.
by princelothric March 11, 2024
Get the Post-Nut Abstractionmug. 1. A guy who post in the forums who post meaningless stuff, which is already been posted numerous of times.
2. A guy who floods the message board just to get post count.
2. A guy who floods the message board just to get post count.
Nob: Help me, I have problems with my game!\
Jed: What is your problem?
Nob: My game keeps crashing.
Jed: Reinstall your game or delete some mods. But highly recommend reinstalling your game.
Nob: Okay.
Ken: Reinstall your game.
Jed: Ken is post whoring
Nob: Ken, don't be a post whoring guy.
Ken Joins the forums and introduced himself.
Ken has 5 posts.
Ken has 20 posts.
Ken has 69 posts.
Ken has 420 posts.
Ken has 1337 posts.
Ken got banned from the board!
Jed: What is your problem?
Nob: My game keeps crashing.
Jed: Reinstall your game or delete some mods. But highly recommend reinstalling your game.
Nob: Okay.
Ken: Reinstall your game.
Jed: Ken is post whoring
Nob: Ken, don't be a post whoring guy.
Ken Joins the forums and introduced himself.
Ken has 5 posts.
Ken has 20 posts.
Ken has 69 posts.
Ken has 420 posts.
Ken has 1337 posts.
Ken got banned from the board!
by post whoring June 3, 2017
Get the post whoringmug. 
by Iamafox March 29, 2024
Get the Post-Owned Carmug.