Septic Face

A great looking male specimen, with a perfect everything... except his face. It is the male equivalent of Butter Face.

Girl 1: So is this Jason guy hot?
Girl 2: Bring a bag -- he's a septic face.

by CalamityHats July 25, 2011

But-chur Face

Instead of butter face for women, butchur face for men who has an excellent body but an ugly face.

Jason: I'd like to think Im the sexiest man alive!
Rachael: I disagree. You're a butchur face.
Jason: What?
Rachael: Everything but-chur face is hot!

by Nasty NcGee June 23, 2010

Beaker Face

a term for a person with a less-than-defined/nonexistent chin. in reference the muppet character, "beaker".

guy1: hey bro, you should date my gf's bff jill.
guy2: nah bro, jill has a total beaker face.
guy1: she's not that bad.
guy 2: ಠ_ಠ

by deetoo February 4, 2012

Duh Face

A individual who has a permanent Dumb look on their face.

usually the mouth stays slightly open and their teeth, tongue or gums are always visible.

she has a total duh face, she looks dumb all the time.

(looks like they are trying to catch flies with their tongue 24/7)

you know like fly tape?

by sweetpizzle December 13, 2009

chillin face

When you scrunch up your lips to look ugly (i.e super mutant)

dude stop fucking doing the chillin face

by witchcraft June 28, 2011

Face-cadet

Someone who acts like a space-cadet while on Facebook. This may include posting unintelligible comments (ie. in binary code or foreign languages), changing one's Status several times an hour, and uploading images of vintage cereal-boxes.

Becci needs to get a life, because she's turning into a total Face-cadet!

by The Real Miz Larreau May 31, 2009

Coach Face

A reference to the character in Left for Dead 2, who usually has an expressionless face. If someone would have no expression on their face they would be "coach faced".

Man: "My girlfriend had a Coach Face during sex last night, apparently my dong is too small".

by Mexico!! March 10, 2010