When you cum on your girl’s face and you get it in her eye and it stings and gets red and she winks on the way to the bathroom.
I told Jerry when he popped last night not to get it in my hair and the bastard gave me monster eye instead.
by Gubyzer May 3, 2020
Get the Monster eyemug. A large piece of shit that gets covered up by the seat cover (behind the toilet); the turd is partially visible through the thin white paper
That hidden monster is gross looking and stinks.
Did you see the hidden monster in the toilet at Burger King?
Fuck! It's a hidden monster!
Did you see the hidden monster in the toilet at Burger King?
Fuck! It's a hidden monster!
by THIS-IS-STUPID November 16, 2010
Get the Hidden Monstermug. by I am the green monster August 21, 2024
Get the Green Monstermug. by justforfunreallys October 15, 2009
Get the sea monstermug. 
Get the spaggati monstermug. 
The loo monster's natural habitat is the asbury park area of New jersey. It can sometimes be seen answering it's phone numerous times without being able to establish a line of communication. It's primary belief is that a pizza will feed 17 people. This is an extremely annoying unit.
by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025
Get the the loo monstermug.