Monster Java

A drink so vile, i have attempted suicide every time that i think about it, even now

Woman: hey have you tried Monster Java? It is SO good

Man: honey, cut the shit and get me a pacific punch monster from the fridge

by monster juice addict June 14, 2021

monstercondom

My favorite mutual I love him so much. He’s funny lovely and so nice. Love u <3

Ex: That’s monstercondom, I love their TikToks

by _Llia_ June 21, 2021

monstercondom

My favorite mutual. He’s so nice funny and lovely. Love u <3

Ex: that's monstercondom on TikTok, I love their content

by _Llia_ June 21, 2021

_.monstera_

@_.monstera_ is the swaggest mutual to ever have on tik tok they're genuine funny and never fail to make me smile <3

person one: hay have you heard of _.monstera_ on tik tok?
person two: yea omg they're so cool!!!
person one: so true <3

by femcel.moment June 24, 2021

monster

- what Karl Jacobs shoved up his ass in that one fanfic

Sapnap watched in disbelief as Karl shoved a monster can up his bussy all because he jokingly told him to.

by for bug May 28, 2021

monstercock3000

A very seggsy mutuals that has a monster cock, they also “toot!”

Me: Hey! Do you know who Monstercock3000 is?

Random: Yea I do! They have a monster cock right!

by Justyourfriendhere June 2, 2021

_.monstera_

An amazing person that deserves nothing but the best.

I love _.monstera_ she is so pretty and and funny

by Cassidy.loves.mitski June 30, 2021