Little Dick Energy

The perpetual desire to appear smarter than you are often leading to uttering incessant nonsense about obscure topics or stating complete falsehoods as facts with absolute certainty in an effort to convince everyone around that you know more than you do. This is typically the result of deeply rooted insecurity due to having a smaller than average sized penis.

B: The new guy in the department just told me I've been doing my job wrong for the last ten years.

E: He doesn't know anything. He's just got serious Little Dick Energy.

by lilbreezy112 April 11, 2023

sexy little bitch

Term of endearment for a high value, ultra-sexy woman, with a small fit body, whose libido is of the charts yo. Her best qualities are kindness, humor, curiosity, intelligence, spontaneity and patience. She's wisely selective in her choice of mates.

Even in my wildest dreams, I never imagined finding someone so perfect for me, as you, my sexy little bitch!

by Giovanna R April 18, 2023

pretty little thing

a kind way of objectifying someone

look at this pretty little thing

by tomiee September 5, 2023

Little League Dad

A little league dad is the male equivalent to a soccer mom;
white

middle-upper middle class
office drone
kids have names like hannah, tyler, becky, and zachary
kids usually enrolled in 1 or more extra-curricular activity (mainly little league baseball)
Usually a decently nice person, but when they're in the stands when their kid is at the bat, they are BLOODTHIRSTY.

Person 1: "I was walking by a baseball game, and when some kid got a home run, this dude fucking LOST IT."
Person 2: "Definitely a little league dad."

by Phazerrr July 7, 2022

Numb Little Bug

Based off the song by Em Beihold, someone described as a “Numb Little Bug” is someone who really isn’t feeling happy or sad. They just feel dissociated from life, and distant from others. They don’t really want to do anything, but most of the time no one really listens to them. If someone says they feel that way, check in them, and make plans with them!

Person 1: Hey, how have you been? No one has heard from you lately, and we are getting concerned.

Person 2: Yea, I’ve just felt like a numb little bug, that’s all.

Person 1: I’m sorry you feel that way. Do you want to out to lunch tomorrow and just hang out? Maybe getting outside will help.

Person 2: Sure, thanks for helping.

by izzybee140 June 18, 2022

little piece of bastard

a combination of the insult "piece of shit" and the insult "little bastard". Can be used in most situations.

Jay: Stop trying to steal my woman you little piece of bastard!

Joe: Whoa man, lay off with the little piece of bastard.

by J-Stizzy December 31, 2005

Little bitch guy

A guy who behaves like a little bitch in so many situations, he can be generalized as "little bitch guy." Little bitch guy is not to be confused with "acts like a little bitch when he's with his girlfriend guy" because he's a little bitch regardless of his company.

A: "Dude I think I'm only going to do one set of pull ups today, I don't want to get a callus on my hands."

B: "Whatever you say little bitch guy"

A: (after friend jumps over fence to save some time getting to the bball courts) "Think I'll walk around man, that looks too hard and I don't want to hurt myself"
B: "Alright little bitch guy, I'll see you on the court."

by resevil787 February 17, 2013