Alan Light

Alan Light is my teacher.

'Hey do you know Alan Light?'
'Yea he's my teacher,'

by THEBIGBIGTACO February 06, 2021

More Lights Than Darth Vader's Bathtub

Term used to describe something that has a ridiculous amount of lights of all kinds on it.

Ye Gods! This thing has more lights than Darth Vader's bathtub!

by RTM 1963 July 27, 2021

light stabbing

Just the tip of the blade. Not necessary to go hilt (guard) deep.

The man was so aggravating I wanted to give him a light stabbing.

by fatsalle May 13, 2021

Hittin lights

Taking the light that turns green as you approach an intersection.

Why’d you turn left? We need to go straight!
I’m just hittin lights cuh, quit being a square

by JasonW316 September 02, 2023

Light’s Theory

The Theory is,
In the next universe, the next fastest thing will be tilgh at the speed of 4,181,814,184.81015KM/S.

Light’s Theory, or Tilgh Theory, is the next universe’s biggest theory’s result at the speed of 4.1 billion.

by Wargom July 02, 2024

Pilot Light

A situation where a business lacks management and direction and slowly descends into a shit show.

This business is currently pilot lighting. Imagine how shit all the staff would feel

by Revs May 13, 2021

sweet light crude

Oil. What will soon be costing upwards of $120 a barrel.

I hope the prices of sweet light crude don't go up any higher, otherwise I may have to sell my body so that I can pay for gas.

by Sweet N Low May 06, 2008