parrot lady

A happy, active, outgoing, fun, exciting soul on the surface and a grouch that would try to walk over anybody she thought of as being in her way beneath the surface.

Patrizia Reggiani, the parrot lady, was only a happy free spirit when everyone was looking, but nobody was really watching. It's the shallow manipulators you watch though, they are the real grouches and cynics beneath the surface.

by The Original Agahnim December 29, 2021

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Succulent lady

A desert plant lady that specializes in cacti and succulents.

The succulent lady says put just a dollap of water on the cactus then don't touch it.

by The Original Agahnim January 12, 2022

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Fox lady

A kind of human/animal hybrid that on certain nights is known to hunt hounds and get hunted by rabbits, usually when a river reverses its flow.

The fox lady had a high pitched bark that sounded a little bit like a yelp. Her pelt was worth a lot of money in the wrong hands.

by The Original Agahnim January 16, 2022

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Parrot lady

The kind of person that thinks other people will think she is funny or likeable even after having her husband killed (though she didn't have the balls to do it herself) by placing a parrot on her shoulder.

The parrot lady was the worst kind of weak person, the kind that would have somebody killed to prove she wasn't a weak person. That's worse than stabbing somebody numerous times like Ezra McCanless did to prove she wasn't a weak person, though any weak person that would kill to prove that he/she wasn't a weak person is the worst kind of weak person. If only the weak males didn't get most of the spotlight, the rest of us could give credit to all weak people equally instead of just half, once the rest of us no longer feel too intimidated by females to say the bad things about them that they would be quick to say about males to insult or disrespect them.

by The Original Agahnim January 21, 2022

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