Kill the dog

To have a fart that smells so bad it would kill a dog or small animal in the line of fire.

Person 1: *Farts*
Person 2: "Aw man it sinks! Did you kill the dog?!

by Eroding February 12, 2025

Odin Had Hercules Killed By Jack The Ripper

Odin Had Hercules Killed By Jack The Ripper

Odin Had Hercules Killed By Jack The Ripper

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

tarkov-team-killed

When you play Tarkov with Skizzles

Ah ffs! Skizzles just tarkov-team-killed me again on Customs

by amitchell21 April 23, 2021

If You Do Let Me Express Myself, I Am Going To Kill You

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If You Do Let Me Express Myself, I Am Going To Kill You

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 28, 2025

To Kill A Mockingbird

Completely goofy book. Goofy ahh goofy book. It’s nice to read whenever you don’t have to write 30 annotations on it. I cannot focus and I want to preform a lobotomy on myself all because of To Kill A Mockingbird.

Atticus Finch is hot, though, so.

To kill a mockingbird makes me want to kill myself

by Deez1457899 August 5, 2022

I'll kill him if I see him

Ha! You'd better hurry up! You know? Cus you're not going to be able to see anything pretty soon here! Right!? Because of the deterioration!? Ahahahaha!

Dan Crenshaw "I'll kill him if I see him!"

Hym "Hahaha! Great! I'll probably start with you and DeSantis if I'm being honest so... Go ahead. Go kill him. You're running out of time. Saves me the trouble of doing it. Go forth Dan-Kun!"

by Hym Iam March 15, 2025

Why'd you kill that woman?

Because some idiot handed me a loaded gun you fucking retard.

A female retard "Why'd you kill that woman?"

Hym "Because they're the best ones to kill! It's so much more satisfying than killing a man! It's the only justice the world will ever know!"

by Hym Iam April 24, 2024